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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
    6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style
    7.) Wave "hi" and smile oblivously at that cute lifeguard who is frantically waving his arms at you and pointing to the "DANGER RIP TIDE" sign.
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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
    6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style
    7.) Wave "hi" and smile oblivously at that cute lifeguard who is frantically waving his arms at you and pointing to the "DANGER RIP TIDE" sign.
    8.) Try to touch those funny looking-jelly-fish looking thing

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
    6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style
    7.) Wave "hi" and smile oblivously at that cute lifeguard who is frantically waving his arms at you and pointing to the "DANGER RIP TIDE" sign.
    8.) Try to touch those funny looking-jelly-fish looking thing
    9.) Think you are 'Aquaman' and try to breathe water.
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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
    6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style
    7.) Wave "hi" and smile oblivously at that cute lifeguard who is frantically waving his arms at you and pointing to the "DANGER RIP TIDE" sign.
    8.) Try to touch those funny looking-jelly-fish looking thing
    9.) Think you are 'Aquaman' and try to breathe water.
    10.) Play tag with a nearby great white shark

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again (i've said this before )

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forum...ad.php?t=28526)
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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
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    10 things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    6.) I hope you are planning on paying .

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    things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    6.) I hope you are planning on paying.
    7) 'I remember that time when I beat that pesky rape charge...'
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