10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.
1) Float face down.
2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style
7.) Wave "hi" and smile oblivously at that cute lifeguard who is frantically waving his arms at you and pointing to the "DANGER RIP TIDE" sign.