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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
    6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.
    7. Where did you get your Medical Degree, a Crackerjack box?
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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
    6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.
    7. Where did you get your Medical Degree, a Crackerjack box?
    8. Can my whole family come into the examing room, too?
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
    6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.
    7. Where did you get your Medical Degree, a Crackerjack box?
    8. Can my whole family come into the examing room, too?
    9. If I am going to die, so will you.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.

    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
    6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.
    7. Where did you get your Medical Degree, a Crackerjack box?
    8. Can my whole family come into the examing room, too?
    9. If I am going to die, so will you.
    10. You should NEVER say "I'll sue you".
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    Last edited by Maveno; 04-21-2004 at 07:24 PM. Reason: better idea
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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater

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    10 things you shouldn't do while swimming in the ocean.

    1) Float face down.
    2.) Have raw meat with you to attract sharks.
    3.) decide that it might be fun to swim in a hurricane.
    4.) Do a Reenactment of the Titanic with random ocean liners
    5.) Check to see whether you can breathe underwater
    6.) Take your lasso and try to rope a jetski, rodeo-style

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