10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
2. No! You turn your head and cough!
3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.
7. Where did you get your Medical Degree, a Crackerjack box?