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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new bride's mother(or father).
    6. Mention that the bride/groom got it on w/ the best man/maid of honor while you were out of town...
    7. "I hope that pesky STD cleans up"

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new bride's mother(or father).
    6. Mention that the bride/groom got it on w/ the best man/maid of honor while you were out of town...
    7. "I hope that pesky STD cleans up"
    8. Can you believe how well that sex change worked!

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new bride's mother(or father).
    6. Mention that the bride/groom got it on w/ the best man/maid of honor while you were out of town...
    7. "I hope that pesky STD cleans up"
    8. Can you believe how well that sex change worked!
    9. Remember how you used to say she was "dumber than a hamster"?

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new bride's mother(or father).
    6. Mention that the bride/groom got it on w/ the best man/maid of honor while you were out of town...
    7. "I hope that pesky STD cleans up"
    8. Can you believe how well that sex change worked!
    9. Remember how you used to say she was "dumber than a hamster"?
    10. Wow,you were right,the new mother-in-law really IS the UGLIEST chick!

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream.

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?

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    10 things you shouldn't say to your doctor.
    1. I'll bet you can't make me scream
    2. No! You turn your head and cough!
    3. I don't know what it is, but so far, it seems highly contagious.
    4. You look real hot in that outfit, would you just take it off to make me hotter ?
    5. I need to call all 200 of them? Just because of this little rash?
    6. Hey, Can I get a rectal to go.

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