10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[krazekel]

[QUOTE=combatcutie]Ah I see... thks for clarifying!

10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

1. Admit to Anything!!!
2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
3. ask her why you are there.
4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.
6. Admit to something she wasn't asking about.
7. Say: "Mommy, {insert Name Here}'s head isn't really up your boss's ass"!!

[eldee]

10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

1. Admit to Anything!!!
2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
3. ask her why you are there.
4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.
6. Admit to something she wasn't asking about.
7. Say: "Mommy, {insert Name Here}'s head isn't really up your boss's ass"!!
8. Walk around in your undies when she has a client.

[Dex]

10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

1. Admit to Anything!!!
2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
3. ask her why you are there.
4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.
6. Admit to something she wasn't asking about.
7. Say: "Mommy, {insert Name Here}'s head isn't really up your boss's ass"!!
8. Walk around in your undies when she has a client.
9. Get defensive when she confronts you.

[Jay]

10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

1. Admit to Anything!!!
2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
3. ask her why you are there.
4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.
6. Admit to something she wasn't asking about.
7. Say: "Mommy, {insert Name Here}'s head isn't really up your boss's ass"!!
8. Walk around in your undies when she has a client.
9. Get defensive when she confronts you.
10. Ask if she's been drinking again.

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop
1. Tell him he's being punk'd.

[combatcutie]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop
1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night

[spegs]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop
1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"

[eldee]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.

[prhoshay]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!

[Daddio]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!
6. When he asks for your liscence, don't answer "Yeah man, its right back there, screwed onto the bumper man."

[eldee]

10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

1. Tell him he's being punk'd
2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!
6. When he asks for your liscence, don't answer "Yeah man, its right back there, screwed onto the bumper man."
I can hear someone who either has been "smoking" or with an attitude saying that.
7. Oh, the car freshener is that new weed scent.