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    Ten things you shouldn't send in the mail:

    1. yourself
    2. pets
    3. stinkbombs
    4. $10 worth of Quaters, I actually did stupidly once and it came back returned...
    5. Your naked pictures.
    6. Drugs

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    Ten things you shouldn't send in the mail:

    1. yourself
    2. pets
    3. stinkbombs
    4. $10 worth of Quaters, I actually did stupidly once and it came back returned...
    5. Your naked pictures.
    6. Drugs
    7. A blackmail letter with your return address on it.

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    Ten things you shouldn't send in the mail:

    1. yourself
    2. pets
    3. stinkbombs
    4. $10 worth of Quaters, I actually did stupidly once and it came back returned...
    5. Your naked pictures.
    6. Drugs
    7. A blackmail letter with your return address on it.
    8. Any type of white powder.
    A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself. - Verbal Kint from the movie The Usual Suspects

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    Ten things you shouldn't send in the mail:

    1. yourself
    2. pets
    3. stinkbombs
    4. $10 worth of Quaters, I actually did stupidly once and it came back returned...
    5. Your naked pictures.
    6. Drugs
    7. A blackmail letter with your return address on it.
    8. Any type of white powder.
    9. Food that will spoil
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    Ten things you shouldn't send in the mail:

    1. yourself
    2. pets
    3. stinkbombs
    4. $10 worth of Quaters, I actually did stupidly once and it came back returned...
    5. Your naked pictures.
    6. Drugs
    7. A blackmail letter with your return address on it.
    8. Any type of white powder.
    9. Food that will spoil

    Border wins for "best answer ever."

    10. beer

    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    Bring on the Fab 5!

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new birde's mother(or father).

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    Ten things you shouldn't mention in a wedding toast:

    1. "You're in for a heck of a night, bud! I oughta know!"
    2. "I slept with her before you did sucker!"
    3. "I hope you don't mind that she is having MY baby"
    4. "And may your crabs clear up"
    5. That you slept with the new bride's mother(or father).
    6. Mention that the bride/groom got it on w/ the best man/maid of honor while you were out of town...

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