10 things you shouldn't do while in the shower.
1. Look in the mirror, point to yourself and say. "Damn you're hot!"
2. leave the door unlocked when with someone.
3. (But Dex - I *am* hot!) Depending on where your shower is located, you might not want to bend over to pick up the soap.
4. Wash your veggies (Kramer!)
5. Pee. (But I know some people do.)
6. Dance. (When there's slippery floors around.)
7. Use any electrical devices.
8. Ask another person, "care to join me?" (but what's wrong with that, JD? -Dex)
9. Wear your clothes. In that way, you're showering and washing your clothes at the same time
10. Bring your TV in to try to watch while showering. (Dex - Trying to be cheeky eh ? )
10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Britney Spears.
1. "You know... I like your wedding a lot..."