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    10 Things you shouldn't do when posting on FORT

    1. Post secret company information because you got the screens mixed up while working.
    2. Anything that may piss John off! >>>LOL
    3. Post hot men or women, who look nothing like your SO, while he/she watches
    4. Ignore the rules
    5. Never forget to count to 10 before responding to a poster who may have said something nasty about one of your posts or one of your friends posts. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. (Even if it sucks LOL)
    6. .....And Puh-Leeze Don't piss off the hosts/monitors/or whatever they are called!!!!
    7. Post while hungry because you don't know what you're doing. (Snickers commercial)
    8. Skip over another's person's post and post out of turn (even if innocently so)
    9. Strip with a video camera linked to the FORT.
    10. OK, and thanks...be overly sensitive while you are on the FORT!!!!
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

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    A big to prhoshay and sorry Daddio, that hasn't happened. If it did, the mods would have deleted it (and kept a copy for themselves )

    The next list goes to Prhoshay!

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when posting on FORT

    1. Post secret company information because you got the screens mixed up while working.
    2. Anything that may piss John off! >>>LOL
    3. Post hot men or women, who look nothing like your SO, while he/she watches
    4. Ignore the rules
    5. Never forget to count to 10 before responding to a poster who may have said something nasty about one of your posts or one of your friends posts. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. (Even if it sucks LOL)
    6. .....And Puh-Leeze Don't piss off the hosts/monitors/or whatever they are called!!!!
    7. Post while hungry because you don't know what you're doing. (Snickers commercial)
    8. Skip over another's person's post and post out of turn (even if innocently so)
    9. Strip with a video camera linked to the FORT.
    10. OK, and thanks...be overly sensitive while you are on the FORT!!!!

    10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"
    1. Admit to Anything!!!
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

    When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

    1. Admit to Anything!!!
    2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

    1. Admit to Anything!!!
    2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
    3. ask her why you are there.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Dex! This thread completely rules!! What a great idea! So original!

    Rats...can't continue on with the next post because I'm not quite sure what "office" means in the this case with Eldee and Senrik. Any hints? Or am I just "slow"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    Dex! This thread completely rules!! What a great idea! So original!

    Rats...can't continue on with the next post because I'm not quite sure what "office" means in the this case with Eldee and Senrik. Any hints? Or am I just "slow"?
    Thanks! So I'll be seeing you a lot more often here?

    Actually I don't understand what 'office' means too... I thought it was an American thing so I didn't ask

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    "office", as I meant it, is when you are 'called on the carpet', so to speak....being grilled.......you know you're in trouble! Get it? It's not an actual place, in this sense.
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

    When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!

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    Ah I see... thks for clarifying!

    10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

    1. Admit to Anything!!!
    2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
    3. ask her why you are there.
    4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
    5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.

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    Ah I see... thks for clarifying!

    10 things you shouldn't do when you are in your Mother's "office"

    1. Admit to Anything!!!
    2. Ask her to point to the person who is cheating.
    3. ask her why you are there.
    4. Blurt out all the bad things you did and say how sorry you were even before she could open her mouth.
    5. Tell her that whatever it was, it was your younger brother who did it.
    6. Admit to something she wasn't asking about.

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