10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
5. Play "Pin the Tail on the Real Donkey."
"Everyone is ugly in thier own way" - SurvivorFreak
"So much time, so little to do" - Garfield
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
5. Play "Pin the Tail on the Real Donkey."
6. Fight with a kid over the last piece of birthday cake.
Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
5. Play "Pin the Tail on the Real Donkey."
6. Fight with a kid over the last piece of birthday cake.
7. Serve alcohol.
hire a stripper
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
5. Play "Pin the Tail on the Real Donkey."
6. Fight with a kid over the last piece of birthday cake.
7. Serve alcohol.
8. hire a stripper
9. Invite Michael Jackson.
10 things you shouldn't do at a children's birthday party
1. Ask a child to pull your finger.()
2. Perform bar-top dancing.
3. Tell your 'my life is such a wreck' story to an unsuspecting child
4. Food fights.
5. Play "Pin the Tail on the Real Donkey."
6. Fight with a kid over the last piece of birthday cake.
7. Serve alcohol.
8. hire a stripper
9. Invite Michael Jackson.
10. Invite Janet Jackson.
10 Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Birthday Bash
10 Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Birthday Bash
1. eat so much cake you puke
10 Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Birthday Bash
1. eat so much cake you puke
2. Do a striptease
Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc