10 Things that you should not do when picking up your child from school
1. Grab hold of someone else's kids instead.
2. Come in your thong work-out gear (It's sonce been banned at my son's private school)
3. Sound your carhorn really loudly while yelling out his name.
4. Fight for a parking lot with your son's best friend's father.
5. Suffer a memory lapse, then simply walk off.
6. Come with curlers in your hair and a nightgown...and your the kids father