These are very fun, I was making them up in math class with my friend Alex. A problem goes sort of like this.

If Jack has five watermelons, and three grapes, what is his age in dog years?

So something silly like that. I have a few.

If Erik is sitting in an armchair in the middle of a road in Alberquerque, New Mexico, what is the chance of Daryl Strawberry getting struck by lightening?

If John has five cantaloupes, what is his intellect?

How many dollars do I have if you're a cat and I'm a goldfish?

Post away, darlings!