Proud owner of several versions of the famed G.I. Joe franchise, thankyouverymuch. Am I a girl? Yup. Did I love G.I. Joe anyway? Yup. Nightmare for the boys: Imagine a hairy G.I. Joe doll joining Barbie for a delightful breakfast on the terrace. Imagine Barbie getting into G.I. Joe's special helicopter and joining him at his lookout tower, turning it into a glorious loft apartment.
Never have I ever flashed myself at complete strangers for plastic junk jewelry.