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    Quote Originally Posted by chirospasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott
    Well Jack Daniels can make you do things you know you're not supposed to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shayla
    Second rule of Strip Club is never talk about Strip Club.

    (Heehee. Well, you know, where I come from the dancers are only allowed to touch the customers on the shoulders and on the knees--and sometimes on their hands.)



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    I agree with Snow. It's a good idea to visit a strip club at least once, if only to challenge the stereotypes associated with what it's like to be in one. Bring many one-dollar bills and be prepared to tip the dancers at least a dollar per set!

    Some women are amazing with those poles!

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    Shayla, share the love!
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    Wait, I knew we were missing something in here...

    *installs pole and platform in the middle of the dance floor*

    That should do nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shayla
    Second rule of Strip Club is never talk about Strip Club.

    (Heehee. Well, you know, where I come from the dancers are only allowed to touch the customers on the shoulders and on the knees--and sometimes on their hands.)
    I thought of Fight Club as soon as I typed that line. You know me...

    Well, I was shocked when the male stripper shoved my hands right down into his crotch. That was a little too close for comfort. Even creepier was that when my hand came out, it was covered with glitter. What, did he decorate down there?
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    The restaurant I manage is a 24 hour operation. At one of our locations there is a strip club about a block down, Of course all the girls come in for breakfast after closing. One of the dancers was showing her new tatoo to somebody one morning and she had her pants pulled down to her knees. I told her "Honey, you might get paid to show it over there and I do appreciate the view, but can you keep your pants on in my restaurant?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    I thought of Fight Club as soon as I typed that line. You know me...

    Well, I was shocked when the male stripper shoved my hands right down into his crotch. That was a little too close for comfort. Even creepier was that when my hand came out, it was covered with glitter. What, did he decorate down there?
    You know what they say, all that glitters . . . wait . . .
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    *peeking in slightly* Just wanted to say that this thread has been hilarious tonight, and I have no idea how you all find those photos so fast! SFG! You da photo woMAN!

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