Kiss of Death
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
Pirates of the Caribbean (Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and 3rd-movie-soon-to-be-named )
"Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire."
Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)