Random Thoughts and Questions
This is a game called Random Thoughts and Questions! The point is to just post strange thoughts, questions, and the like. Try to keep the questions PG-13 and below. Thanks!
Read these over so you don't post the same ones. Mm-kay?
Let's get started.
How could thought withstand reason?
Why are you crying?
Why do you hate me?
You were once a noble person. Why are you now a coward?
why do I see dead people?
If man is supposed to help woman, how come when the woman needs help the man can’t get off his ass to do so?
Is Michael Jackson REALLY God?
Who is God’s right hand person?
Who are you?
Why is the answer always no?
Why are all humans judged by appearance?
If you threw the Pillsbury dough boy out the window, would he giggle or scream?
Why do mallomars have cookies in them?
Are small trees outcasts in tree society?
Why isn’t the Pillsbury dough boy made of dough?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, than why do a lot of other things grow on trees?
If the artist Prince changed his name so many times, why did he call himself Prince in the first place?
Why does Country Crock have a buttery taste but is made out of veggie oil?
How come when I think about raining, it starts to rain?
Why are people considered “black” and “white” if no one is really black or white?
Why are there signs of “No Standing” near bus stops?
If people can’t park in front of a church, why do they park there anyway?
Why is life so over exaggerated in operas?
If Miss Piggy is a girl pig, than why is she voiced by a guy?
If man evolved from apes, then why do we still have apes?
Whose cruel idea was is to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?
Why do Americans speak broken English?
Why does the food taste bad in London, but the drinks taste good??
When you go to a stop sign why do you stop then go again?
If you aren’t evil, why do you look like hell?
Why are French fries now freedom fries?
Why was the jock strap invented?
Why are some of the best bands not even known?
Why is life so complicated?
Is there such thing as “Moron Cow Disease”?
What about “Flatulent Cow Disease”?
Is Spongebob the next American Idol?
Why is tree bark rough?
Does karma work?
Why must we go to war?
Why was the 80s such a horrible decade?
Where is the fountain of youth?
Is there a song that everyone hates?
Are you having fun yet?
Why are people so cruel these days?
Why should we never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups?
Is Jesus really the answer?
Do you know the song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves?
How come a man can ruin the best words? Like roMANce, woMAN, et cetera?