WHAT A FLIPPIN RIOT!!Originally Posted by senriksenrik's prehangover hangover cure:
This is simple, really too simple. but it works.
Get a pitcher of water and two aspirin (not acetominophen, not ibuprofin, not tylenol or anything, just aspirin)
drink a quart of water before you go to bed, after you did your hard drinking. take the aspririn as well. refill the pitcher with water and keep it by your bed side. (you might want a coaster under it to prevent water stains)
Go to bed. If you wake up in the night, drink some more water.
Disclaimer: Do not try this remedy if you have issues with aspirin, water, or senrik. Do not try this if you are Muslim, Mormon, or a Christian Scientist. Results will not occur if you try this after you wake up. you must do it befoer you go to bed. yada yada standard boilerplate.