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    Quote Originally Posted by aliasmq
    Wow Dvm, Didn't Know You Were Such A Good Judge, We Should Call Ms.cowell Or Dvm Abdul
    haha funny you lah... first with your witty questions and now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    OK, thats my challenge for the day. No Sex jokes.... (yesterday's was no first person)....
    Welcome back to BORED THE COMIC HUNTER
    Bored has found the species of comic yet again in the deep jungle of Suburban America. Today, the usually perverted comic species is taking on a challenge so difficult that it may cause them to start going crazy. This tribe of comics is trying to go a day without joking about sex. Bored goes in and tries to help them in their quest by cracking a joke about malls. However, the madness of not mentioning sex has gotten to them, and they primitively grunt and drive Bored into the nearest McDonalds...

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    Someone critique me and tell me the truth. If I go on too long or if I dwell on a subject.

    I can't wait til I do something of note, I'll invite you guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    Welcome back to BORED THE COMIC HUNTER
    Bored has found the species of comic yet again in the deep jungle of Suburban America. Today, the usually perverted comic species is taking on a challenge so difficult that it may cause them to start going crazy. This tribe of comics is trying to go a day without joking about sex. Bored goes in and tries to help them in their quest by cracking a joke about malls. However, the madness of not mentioning sex has gotten to them, and they primitively grunt and drive Bored into the nearest McDonalds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG_FUNNY_DUDE
    Someone critique me and tell me the truth. If I go on too long or if I dwell on a subject.

    I can't wait til I do something of note, I'll invite you guys.
    Honestly, I think that you are well.... pretty much close to perfecting your talent. I have no idea what you are like on stage, but your material kills! Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    Honestly, I think that you are well.... pretty much close to perfecting your talent. I have no idea what you are like on stage, but your material kills! Seriously.


    As long as you are at ease on stage, it'll be a good show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    Honestly, I think that you are well.... pretty much close to perfecting your talent. I have no idea what you are like on stage, but your material kills! Seriously.

    You know I make it a point as a black comedian to stay away from the "You ever notice how white people...but black people..." It's tired, cliched and I hate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG_FUNNY_DUDE
    You know I make it a point as a black comedian to stay away from the "You ever notice how white people...but black people..." It's tired, cliched and I hate it.
    Keep us posted when you tour/do tv specials!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    Keep us posted when you tour/do tv specials!
    The only special I could get on right now is FOX's World's Brokest Comedians.
    "A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG_FUNNY_DUDE
    The only special I could get on right now is FOX's World's Brokest Comedians.

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