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    Quote Originally Posted by MajiH
    I'm not too sure I understand the whole J-Lo fascination. Since when did the ability to wear next to nothing, sing just a little something and dance a little extra something become so popular?

    You know who needs to be a pop star? I do. That's right. Me. I can't sing, I can't dance (unless you factor in the shuffle I did yesterday when my pizza cheese burned my upper lip), and I certainly have no business wearing next to nothing. BUT I should be a pop star, I tell you.

    Here's what my first music vido would consist of. I'd been in my bathrobe with rollers in my hair. (Look at me! Cutting down on all that costly prep time! I'd be the first ever Frugal Popstar!). I'd be in my kitchen surrounded by my children all dressed in rags, ala Oliver Twist, and they would all be holding mops! We could hook up one of my old blacklights and, for that strobing light effect necessary in all videos that are sure to induce cerebral seizures, one of my neighbors can open and close the refrigerator door.

    I'll dance in a circle, just like you see in those Summer's Eve fresh commercials, and while I dance my kids will mop!

    Ok, who am I kidding. I don't want to be a popstar. I just want to see my kids get up off of the couch and actually do something.

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    And that was my final closing joke.

    Bored! Bored is using one of my quotes in her signature line! Now I feel famous!!!! WEEEEEEE!
    ~*~ Maji *~

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    Wow, guys!! Marvelous.... very impressive

    You people are so talented

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    Quote Originally Posted by MajiH
    Bored! Bored is using one of my quotes in her signature line! Now I feel famous!!!! WEEEEEEE!
    You are now a

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    After careful deliberation a decision has been made... *drum roll* The FORT Last Comic Standing is..... *cue confetti and hot girls holding lays, greased up in bikinis*...... MajiH


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    WOOOHOOO! GO MAJI!

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    Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

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    Maji
    Its your birthday
    We're gonna party like
    Its your birthday
    We're gonna sip bacardi like
    It's your birthday
    And we really don't care that it's not ur birthday
    Because you won! Go Maji!

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    MajiH you have supreme bragging rights.... I think you should call up yo' buddy Ralphie May and rub it in his face... *Holla' Holla'*

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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    Maji
    Its your birthday
    We're gonna party like
    Its your birthday
    We're gonna sip bacardi like
    It's your birthday
    And we really don't care that it's not ur birthday
    Because you won! Go Maji!
    A half buck (50 cent) reference, nice...

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