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    I'm gonna do a warm-up joke just to get the ball rolling...

    I absolutely hate these create-your-own radio stations. I can never figure them out. I mean, I had the play list set to hard rock and some rap, right? Suddenly my computer starts playing Marvin Gaye. Marvin Gaye, as much of an accomplished artist as he is, is NOT a rap star. I don’t want to imagine anyone rapping “Through the Grapevine”! The we go to the Jackson Five. Normally it would be a little more tolerable, but I HATE THE JACKSON FIVE!!! As far as I’m concerned, the Jackson Five are medium level scum of the earth. Why just medium level scum, you ask? Because then my computer started playing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Ok, what is this computer trying to do, torture me? Finally, my computer plays some song by Placebo, an ok band by me. However, the song was 22 minutes long. I don’t know about you, but I start to lose interest in a song after the first, oh, say, 5 minutes? Then my computer starts playing some song by “Pile of Filth”. Unfortunately, the song was a pile of filth. Gosh, I think my computer is trying to drive me insane...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    MajiH and Bored both need to come up with closing jokes. Trick and I will judge them. Trick, you can pm your pick and I will make the announcement here.

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    What is the topic for the final joke?

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    Okay, a closing joke on pop music. Let me work on that for a few minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    What is the topic for the final joke?
    Good warm up BTW

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    Ok, the above joke was NOT my final joke, that was a warmup, give me a minute and i'll be back with the final joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    I'm gonna do a warm-up joke just to get the ball rolling...

    I absolutely hate these create-your-own radio stations. I can never figure them out. I mean, I had the play list set to hard rock and some rap, right? Suddenly my computer starts playing Marvin Gaye. Marvin Gaye, as much of an accomplished artist as he is, is NOT a rap star. I don’t want to imagine anyone rapping “Through the Grapevine”! The we go to the Jackson Five. Normally it would be a little more tolerable, but I HATE THE JACKSON FIVE!!! As far as I’m concerned, the Jackson Five are medium level scum of the earth. Why just medium level scum, you ask? Because then my computer started playing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Ok, what is this computer trying to do, torture me? Finally, my computer plays some song by Placebo, an ok band by me. However, the song was 22 minutes long. I don’t know about you, but I start to lose interest in a song after the first, oh, say, 5 minutes? Then my computer starts playing some song by “Pile of Filth”. Unfortunately, the song was a pile of filth. Gosh, I think my computer is trying to drive me insane...

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    The music today has gotten weird. Put a techno beat to it and it’s dance music. Put a rapper on the track and it’s an automatic hit. Put a hot singer in it and suddenly there are legions of fans in line to get the music. So, in another scheme to make uberbucks, I have decided to come up with a new kind of music called Punk-techno-rap-RnB-hot-pop-girl-who-really-cant-sing-and-we-just-need-her-for-the-music-video. Here’s what I’m gonna do: I’m going to force R.Kelly to sing about something. I don’t care, it could be taking after OJ and singing “I didn’t do it, I didn’t have sex wid dat woooman”. Then I’m going to get someone to scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” then scream random obscenities into a microphone. Then I’m going to get Fat Joe or someone to rap about 4 chords in there. Get Britney Spears to say “ya” or something (we can’t risk having her hurt someone’s eardrums with her singing), put a techno beat to it, and BOOM! Super hit city. Or a jumble of music, but it would be better than some of the stuff out there. Ever heard of “Get Low” by Lil’ Jon? Iccckk.

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    I'm not too sure I understand the whole J-Lo fascination. Since when did the ability to wear next to nothing, sing just a little something and dance a little extra something become so popular?

    You know who needs to be a pop star? I do. That's right. Me. I can't sing, I can't dance (unless you factor in the shuffle I did yesterday when my pizza cheese burned my upper lip), and I certainly have no business wearing next to nothing. BUT I should be a pop star, I tell you.

    Here's what my first music vido would consist of. I'd be in my bathrobe with rollers in my hair. (Look at me! Cutting down on all that costly prep time! I'd be the first ever Frugal Popstar!). I'd be in my kitchen surrounded by my children all dressed in rags, ala Oliver Twist, and they would all be holding mops! We could hook up one of my old blacklights and, for that strobing light effect necessary in all videos that are sure to induce cerebral seizures, one of my neighbors can open and close the refrigerator door.

    I'll dance in a circle, just like you see in those Summer's Eve fresh commercials, and while I dance my kids will mop!

    Ok, who am I kidding. I don't want to be a popstar. I just want to see my kids get up off of the couch and actually do something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    The music today has gotten weird. Put a techno beat to it and it’s dance music. Put a rapper on the track and it’s an automatic hit. Put a hot singer in it and suddenly there are legions of fans in line to get the music. So, in another scheme to make uberbucks, I have decided to come up with a new kind of music called Punk-techno-rap-RnB-hot-pop-girl-who-really-cant-sing-and-we-just-need-her-for-the-music-video. Here’s what I’m gonna do: I’m going to force R.Kelly to sing about something. I don’t care, it could be taking after OJ and singing “I didn’t do it, I didn’t have sex wid dat woooman”. Then I’m going to get someone to scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA” then scream random obscenities into a microphone. Then I’m going to get Fat Joe or someone to rap about 4 chords in there. Get Britney Spears to say “ya” or something (we can’t risk having her hurt someone’s eardrums with her singing), put a techno beat to it, and BOOM! Super hit city. Or a jumble of music, but it would be better than some of the stuff out there. Ever heard of “Get Low” by Lil’ Jon? Iccckk.

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