The *new and Improved* FORT LCS

[senrik]

Don't shut up. It isn't the same with you shutting up.

relax, I'm just gonna think 'is it worth saying this' before i say it, thats all.

but I won't be on much, at least for a while.

[J.D.]

Don't shut up. It isn't the same with you shutting up.

maybe just a little?

[Boredom]

maybe just a little?

Now, now, JD. If he shut up, then bad things would happen. Seriously, if I never see another paragraph post, I think it might qualify as the 6th sign of the apocalypse.

[senrik]

shh! both of you

listen to the ether in the net!!!

j/k

[senrik]

I was opening a box of corn flakes this morning in the store, and I decided to look at the label... " Corn Used In this Product".
Well I would hope so.... If it didn't I would take that box to the register and ask for my money back. What I was doing opeing a box of cornflakes in the store, I have NO idea.

[Boredom]

Grr. Adults, please, never try to bond with your children by using words that you *think* they use on a regular basis. It just ends up being somehow offensive. Like my dad and I were in the car on my way home from school and he said "Did you know that Mona Lisa was originally supposed to be androgenous, having both male and female features?" then he suddenly pondered it for a moment, and said "Let me make this simpler for you." Before I could tell him that I got it, he pulled out a book that said 'Teenage Sayings' on it, studied it for a little while, and said: "Did you know that Mona Lisa was supposed to be a dyke?"

[senrik]

Grr. Adults, please, never try to bond with your children by using words that you *think* they use on a regular basis. It just ends up being somehow offensive. Like my dad and I were in the car on my way home from school and he said "Did you know that Mona Lisa was originally supposed to be androgenous, having both male and female features?" then he suddenly pondered it for a moment, and said "Let me make this simpler for you." Before I could tell him that I got it, he pulled out a book that said 'Teenage Sayings' on it, studied it for a little while, and said: "Did you know that Mona Lisa was supposed to be a dyke?"

FWIW, back in college (I went to a fine Arts college) they talked about the 'Mona Lisa' being the artist (Leonardo DiVinci) in drag. Actually a common theme of the time.

so Mona Lisa *really is* a man.

[G.G.]

FWIW, back in college (I went to a fine Arts college) they talked about the 'Mona Lisa' being the artist (Leonardo DiVinci) in drag. Actually a common theme of the time.

so Mona Lisa *really is* a man.

Whew, I feel more validated in the crush I've always had on her.

On a serious note, that's an interesting take that I've never heard before.

[senrik]

Whew, I feel more validated in the crush I've always had on her.

On a serious note, that's an interesting take that I've never heard before.

It was something told of one of my roommates back in foundation year. He was a painting student and was asked to draw himself in drag.

[Boredom]

There is no such thing as a smart human with hormones.