+ Reply to Thread
Page 15 of 156 FirstFirst ... 567891011121314151617181920212223242565115 ... LastLast
Results 141 to 150 of 1555

Thread: The *new and Improved* FORT LCS

  1. #141
    The Lost Prophet CashMoneySoviet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Valley Stream, New York
    Age
    25
    Posts
    1,662
    Weren't we supposed to do only two?

  2. #142
    Nerds Just Wanna Have Fun Boredom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Where Ricky Martin Can't Find Me
    Posts
    3,234
    E-mail. Everyone loves e-mail. What is so good about e-mail? All that I ever get is spam! I mean, some of the spam is ridiculous! I got one message that said ďGet your lingerie here!!!!Ē Of course, they donít CHECK to see what gender you are. I mean, you donít just e-mail a guy who isnít a cross dresser and give them a site to lingerie! Itís crazy! Now then, after Iíve said all of that, I will admit that I clicked on the link. For my mom. I swear. Anyways, I click on the link, and Iím greeted by the entrance to a porn website! The porn website thing is getting out of hand, people! Nobody needs these many porn websites! And itís disgusting the way they try to trick you into seeing porn. They say ďLook! Thereís a secret camera in your house! Look!Ē BOOOM! Porn! ďLook! I took some pictures of my dog! Isnít he so cute?Ē BOOOM! Porn! ďLook! Sexy hot guy and sexy hot girl wearing bikini...Ē Ok, I should have seen through that, but Iím just a little kid. Iím nieve.

    Post 2

  3. #143
    The Lost Prophet CashMoneySoviet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Valley Stream, New York
    Age
    25
    Posts
    1,662
    Lol!!!!

  4. #144
    Future Funny Man BIG_FUNNY_DUDE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    New York City
    Age
    41
    Posts
    85
    Technology is amazing. As the need for something increases, man creates whatever we want to fill that need. Transportation? We make the wheel. Shelter? We build homes. Tired of running to a wooden box to take a crap? Indoor plumbing. Your wife is frigid? INTERNET PORN!

    The need for internet porn has technology scrambling to keep up. Somewhere out there you know some guy is trying to invent a hands free mouse. He's thinking: "How can I look at porn, take care of business and still have my hands free to lunge forward and turn of the monitor? DAMNIT!" Sex in general has spurred technology from the beginning of time. Look at the condom. Sometime around 1700 and whatever, Tom Trojan of Bullnut Grove Indiana, looked around at his 12 kids and said: "Man I gotta cut this stuff out. These lil bastards are gonna eat me out of house and home. I'll just play with this ballon until I think of...HEY!" We haven't stopped since. Reclining seats in the car? Sex. Phone sex hotlines? Sex for the socially cripple or unattractive. You can even connect it all. The guy who created the car started picking up women in droves but he couldn't go home so how long before him and some frinds got together and created the short stay motel? SEX SPURS EVERYTHING!
    "A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying."

  5. #145
    The Lost Prophet CashMoneySoviet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Valley Stream, New York
    Age
    25
    Posts
    1,662
    Best one yet!

  6. #146
    Don't Panic senrik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Bainbridge Island, WA
    Age
    44
    Posts
    4,165
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG_FUNNY_DUDE
    Technology is amazing. As the need for something increases, man creates whatever we want to fill that need. Transportation? We make the wheel. Shelter? We build homes. Tired of running to a wooden box to take a crap? Indoor plumbing. Your wife is frigid? INTERNET PORN!

    The need for internet porn has technology scrambling to keep up. Somewhere out there you know some guy is trying to invent a hands free mouse. He's thinking: "How can I look at porn, take care of business and still have my hands free to lunge forward and turn of the monitor? DAMNIT!" Sex in general has spurred technology from the beginning of time. Look at the condom. Sometime around 1700 and whatever, Tom Trojan of Bullnut Grove Indiana, looked around at his 12 kids and said: "Man I gotta cut this stuff out. These lil bastards are gonna eat me out of house and home. I'll just play with this ballon until I think of...HEY!" We haven't stopped since. Reclining seats in the car? Sex. Phone sex hotlines? Sex for the socially cripple or unattractive. You can even connect it all. The guy who created the car started picking up women in droves but he couldn't go home so how long before him and some frinds got together and created the short stay motel? SEX SPURS EVERYTHING!
    technology is all about sex.... Bigger Pipes, larger buffers, its rediculous.
    If this were an R Rated site, i could send some URL's.....
    3 words. Force response Joysticks. (yes, they are the new rage in games). nuff said.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

  7. #147
    The Lost Prophet CashMoneySoviet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Valley Stream, New York
    Age
    25
    Posts
    1,662
    Was that an official post, or just a response, Senrik?

  8. #148
    Don't Panic senrik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Bainbridge Island, WA
    Age
    44
    Posts
    4,165
    Quote Originally Posted by CashMoneySoviet
    Was that an official post, or just a response, Senrik?
    Depends on if I can win with it.... did I mention how nice the judges look today?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

  9. #149
    Don't Panic senrik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Bainbridge Island, WA
    Age
    44
    Posts
    4,165
    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    E-mail. Everyone loves e-mail. What is so good about e-mail? All that I ever get is spam! I mean, some of the spam is ridiculous! I got one message that said ďGet your lingerie here!!!!Ē Of course, they donít CHECK to see what gender you are. I mean, you donít just e-mail a guy who isnít a cross dresser and give them a site to lingerie! Itís crazy! Now then, after Iíve said all of that, I will admit that I clicked on the link. For my mom. I swear. Anyways, I click on the link, and Iím greeted by the entrance to a porn website! The porn website thing is getting out of hand, people! Nobody needs these many porn websites! And itís disgusting the way they try to trick you into seeing porn. They say ďLook! Thereís a secret camera in your house! Look!Ē BOOOM! Porn! ďLook! I took some pictures of my dog! Isnít he so cute?Ē BOOOM! Porn! ďLook! Sexy hot guy and sexy hot girl wearing bikini...Ē Ok, I should have seen through that, but Iím just a little kid. Iím nieve.

    Post 2
    I see this stuff in email all the time, Hot girls. Sex sex sex, (and other things I cant write on this site). all this stuff to attract men to their sites, and all of it sent to my wife. Even my spam filter doesn't get it all.... my wife still feeds me that stuff...

    What a pain.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

  10. #150
    dvm
    dvm is offline
    Get off the hate train.
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    3,017
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG_FUNNY_DUDE
    Technology is amazing. As the need for something increases, man creates whatever we want to fill that need. Transportation? We make the wheel. Shelter? We build homes. Tired of running to a wooden box to take a crap? Indoor plumbing. Your wife is frigid? INTERNET PORN!

    The need for internet porn has technology scrambling to keep up. Somewhere out there you know some guy is trying to invent a hands free mouse. He's thinking: "How can I look at porn, take care of business and still have my hands free to lunge forward and turn of the monitor? DAMNIT!" Sex in general has spurred technology from the beginning of time. Look at the condom. Sometime around 1700 and whatever, Tom Trojan of Bullnut Grove Indiana, looked around at his 12 kids and said: "Man I gotta cut this stuff out. These lil bastards are gonna eat me out of house and home. I'll just play with this ballon until I think of...HEY!" We haven't stopped since. Reclining seats in the car? Sex. Phone sex hotlines? Sex for the socially cripple or unattractive. You can even connect it all. The guy who created the car started picking up women in droves but he couldn't go home so how long before him and some frinds got together and created the short stay motel? SEX SPURS EVERYTHING!
    Unbelievable! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!! BIG! BIG! BIG! BIG! BIG!

    That was a 10, my friend!

    This was BFD's 1st post.

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.