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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    Ok, i'll PM my votes to you now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    if an when i post, I hope no one thinks I'm being culturally insensitive... remember, its just humor, right?
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    Food Post #1

    I love lobster.... but you gotta admit, they do look a bit creepy. Come on, admit it, they look like an aquatic cockroach.... Who was it that decided that this looked delicious....

    "hmm, it looks like a disgusting bug, but it might be yummy, lets cook it."

    Some of the things people eat, I just don't get it.

    Pig's intestine. for one. Is this like someone that thought "well, I've tried everything else, lets tried this"

    Durian: anyone ever see or eat this? its this fruit from SE Asia. Imagine a watermelon with spikes. Can you imagine being hit with one of those things? when you open it, you get this custard like stuff, that smells of raw sewage. Who the hell thought this was a good thing to eat?

    Lobster Sauce: Exactly what is this sauce supposed to be?

    Birds Nest Soup: I'm eating what? a bird's nest? no really, its actually the saliva from a certain swallow.... and this is supposed to be delicious?
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    Food Post #2

    Can someone tell me why a bag of peanuts has written on the bag “May contain nuts”?

    Why Laxitives put on the containers “exessive consumption may produce laxitive effect."

    Microwave popcorn instructions "Step 1: Remove plastic wrapper" There is NO WAY to read this without taking off the plastic wrapper.

    I was disturbed and amused by a warning on the stick form factor of Crisco: "Not to be used as a spread."

    Wheat Chex - "Contains wheat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    Can someone tell me why a bag of peanuts has written on the bag “May contain nuts”?

    Why Laxitives put on the containers “exessive consumption may produce laxitive effect."

    Microwave popcorn instructions "Step 1: Remove plastic wrapper" There is NO WAY to read this without taking off the plastic wrapper.

    I was disturbed and amused by a warning on the stick form factor of Crisco: "Not to be used as a spread."

    Wheat Chex - "Contains wheat."
    Borrowed, ok, stolen:

    "Soup's done."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    Borrowed, ok, stolen:

    "Soup's done."
    stolen?
    I'm having a really bad day, so i'm not gonna argue abt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    stolen?
    I'm having a really bad day, so i'm not gonna argue abt it.
    Sorry you're having a bad day, but there is nothing to argue about, unless you think it has something to do with you. Which it doesn't. Not even remotely.

    cut to Carly Simon . . .

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    aborted posts

    Due to circumstances beyond my control (and outside of the scope of anyone here) I am aborting my entries in this competition.

    Sorry guys.
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    PM me if you are interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    PM me if you are interested.
    who, me?
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