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    As an IT guy, I think I've seen it all.
    We have a name for them, 'The nut behind the keyboard', the 'ID ten T' (ID10t) users, the 'lUSERS' and thats just the support staff.

    But seriously, I have a bunch of wild and true stories.
    I had one guy that got so pissed he yanked the CDrom tray out of the machine... Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't give him money.

    Had another guy, mangled his keyboard connection. This guy was a surgeon, and I've seen his work, beautiful, but just can't figure out how to plug a keyboard in.

    I love the new craze (and this is a true story, i read it in the PI) About the newest internet cafe in Interbay... Internet, cafe, and church. Who invents this stufff. Only in Seattle.

    Then theres the geeks that invent this crap. IRC, TCP/IP. HTTP can anyone just use plain English?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CashMoneySoviet
    I'm just using my limited knowledge of the pornographic subject matter that I have chosen
    Your first post was really funny, and I think it is appropiate but be sure to monitor yourself (a note to all posters).. We promised to stay PG and I want to make sure we keep this thread going... It's really fun..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Trick
    I assumed just wanted to make sure it was concrete.. Wow look at me all official and stuff....
    Lookin' good in your little uniform there, buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    , well unless it's online shopping
    You could write pages on that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    As an IT guy, I think I've seen it all.
    We have a name for them, 'The nut behind the keyboard', the 'ID ten T' (ID10t) users, the 'lUSERS' and thats just the support staff.

    But seriously, I have a bunch of wild and true stories.
    I had one guy that got so pissed he yanked the CDrom tray out of the machine... Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't give him money.

    Had another guy, mangled his keyboard connection. This guy was a surgeon, and I've seen his work, beautiful, but just can't figure out how to plug a keyboard in.

    I love the new craze (and this is a true story, i read it in the PI) About the newest internet cafe in Interbay... Internet, cafe, and church. Who invents this stufff. Only in Seattle.

    Then theres the geeks that invent this crap. IRC, TCP/IP. HTTP can anyone just use plain English?
    Official post #1? If so please edit with "official post #1"... This is needed for the voting process

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    Lookin' good in your little uniform there, buddy
    I heard women love a man in uniform...

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    I am not trying to be a jerk by forcing everyone to label or eidt thier posts. I just want to make sure there is no confusion in the end.

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    I'll be back later today.. Keep being funny!!

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    Then theres internet romance. Sorta like a singles bar, Except without the ambiance, or the drinks. people say the darndest things on the internet... I literally had someone tell me that they were a cute gorgeous hottie. Turns out he was my next door neighbor and had a wife, two kids, one kidney and a huge paunch... but other than that he was a sweet girl.

    And then there's the Whole Internet craze... I mean who invented this stuff. People talking about who'se got the fastest connection. The geeks call it the 'largest pipe' What kind of sicko's think of Internet speed as a masculinisty contest.

    I've done support for all sorts of things on the Internet. I remember doing customer support for Hustler online... the problem was that the emails came out all weird, since everyone was typing with one hand...

    its was like 'hi,naby nan i hep you?' Really sick stuff, and I'd hate to have to wash off those keyboards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    Then theres internet romance. Sorta like a singles bar, Except without the ambiance, or the drinks. people say the darndest things on the internet... I literally had someone tell me that they were a cute gorgeous hottie. Turns out he was my next door neighbor and had a wife, two kids, one kidney and a huge paunch... but other than that he was a sweet girl.

    And then there's the Whole Internet craze... I mean who invented this stuff. People talking about who'se got the fastest connection. The geeks call it the 'largest pipe' What kind of sicko's think of Internet speed as a masculinisty contest.

    I've done support for all sorts of things on the Internet. I remember doing customer support for Hustler online... the problem was that the emails came out all weird, since everyone was typing with one hand...

    its was like 'hi,naby nan i hep you?' Really sick stuff, and I'd hate to have to wash off those keyboards.
    Whoa... too much information....

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