Bela Lugosi's Dracula
We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
Bela Lugosi's Dracula
We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. Douglas Adams
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
Waiting for Guffman
"He probably wears the mask to hide his bald head and unsightly features."
Mask of ZORRO
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. Douglas Adams
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
The Life of Brian
"Oh..This is nice, I don't understand why women complain about waxing."
What Women Want
"You have created a monster, and it will destroy you."
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
Frankenstein
"If it wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa."
"Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there."
Pure Country
"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson
PCU
"What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?"
"I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family."
Happy Gilmore
"My food is to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma on Good Times was gonna marry Ebay the African prince. I said, "No, no, no, I'm gonna get an African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I didn't use pork, I used chicken broth"! It's better than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"
Phenomenal woman... that's me!!!
BAPS
"O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break."
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson