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    Un-telligence test

    The Un-telligence Test is here.

    My results:

    "You are a smooth chick." You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are: 76% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman:

    "Interesting. While the subject shows a below average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is amazingly good. The subject is better off than she sounds, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

    "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lot for her score.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 76% Un-telligent



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    You are a smooth chick."
    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
    85% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

    "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) (Excuseee me!!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    So I don't have sense of humor huh???

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    My Results: "You're normal!"




    For the record, you are:

    65% Un-telligent!
    which is normal since the current average is 60%.
    Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

    "Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal. (Its the LEO in me...purrrr)

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important;high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 65% Un-telligent (I think.. )
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    My results:

    "You kick ass."

    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

    79% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

    "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 79% Un-telligent

    I guess I don't have much of a sense of humor either. I must have no time with all of the ass kicking .
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