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    What Kind of Monkey Are You?

    http://www.emode.com/tests/monkey/

    Chimpanzee

    That's right, chimps are the Einsteins of the primate world (so long as you're not counting that species known as human). That's why you might find that you're known as the tinkerer and the "smarty pants" amongst your friends and co-workers. Like most chimpanzees, you're probably an excellent problem-solver and can often find an answer for any conundrum that presents itself whether you're trying to escape from your cage, making new tools out of twigs, or figuring out how to lure that cute chimp from the next tree over with your charm and affections.

    But beyond your brains, you're also known as gregarious and empathetic you'd help a little old baboon cross the street and then run off to your next venture.

    If you're like your chimp cousins in the wild, you'll also have an interest in homeopathic meds and will believe firmly in being healthy through exercise and play. Many chimps steer toward vegetarianism, though the natural world won't begrudge you a meaty meal if that's more your style.

    In an argument, you rarely speak without thinking about the emotional toll it might take on the other person, but because you are such a rational thinker, you rarely find yourself in arguments for very long. You tend to convince people of your thought process and resulting opinion with very little resistance. And for you, the best part of the argument is when you can make up kissing is one of your favorite activities, and one for which you're known.

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    Baboon

    And no party is complete without you! Your extreme confidence means you are never without admirers, though sometimes it might be misinterpreted as cockiness by those who don't know you as well. But once people get to know you, they'll realize that much of your allure comes from the inside that's where you keep that charm and grace that endear you to all you meet. You are probably not a good poker player because your expressive face reveals whatever emotion is coursing through your primate brain at any given moment.

    Because you're so often at the heart of impish trouble, people may be surprised to learn that you can frequently be introspective and self-analyzing, and that you are sometimes prone to internalizing stress. But your partners will be extremely happy to hear that your skills between the sheets are unparalleled and self-assured in the monkey kingdom. But then, what would you expect from a baboon who's not afraid to show off their bum in public?

    Hogwash. I never internalize anything. And I keep my "bum" covered in public, thankyouverymuch. Well, usually.

    Edit: And I'm a damned fine poker player, too.

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    Originally posted by ajg113

    Edit: And I'm a damned fine poker player, too.
    Don't let hazy hear you say that, he'll be all over you like a cheap suit!
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    And I though the part about her showing her bum in public would have drawn him in...

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    Originally posted by greenflute98
    Don't let hazy hear you say that, he'll be all over you like a cheap suit!
    Ha! I say bring it on. I'd wipe the floor with him. :beatup

    Okay, I just wanted to use some smilies that I don't get a chance to use very often. I wish you people would be a bit more disagreeable so I could use the fun ones more than the and

    And my certainly isn't something that the general public needs to see.

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    Originally posted by ajg113
    Ha! I say bring it on. I'd wipe the floor with him. :beatup
    I doubt that. I seriously doubt that.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    Oooo! Fight fight fight fight!

    Who shot who in the what now?

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    Sigh. Hazy, hazy, hazy. Sweet, ignorant hazy. You're very cute, do you know that? Seriously. Just plain adorable. :fyou

    But really - I'd whoop ya (or, at the very least, give you a run for your money.) You don't live too far from me. Come and visit. I'd be happy to host you and take your cash

    Bring gf, too. Not because I want her money, but just because she'd be fun to hang out with.

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    Yeah, you don't want me to play poker. I just like instigating fights! Let's not invite hazy, aj. We'd have more fun just you and me.

    btw, aj, I've heard of hazy's poker talents (not "poke her" talents, hazy! ). He might give you some stiff competition. ( *stiff* I gotta stop. I'm getting in trouble.)
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    Yeah, but I know how to stack decks

    And really, if it's Hazy telling you about his talents, does it count? What if I told you about my amazing sprout-wings-and-fly-around-the-room abilities? I could go on about it all day, but it doesn't mean it's true

    Nah, I'm kidding. He'd probably make me cry like a four year old who hadn't had a nap. I just like to instigate too

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