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    FORT Fogey
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    The Presidential Matchmaker

    http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/bush_and_gore.jsp

    So, who's your presidential dream date? He's idealistic, sensitive, inquisitive, and in great shape Al Gore is your man. To find out more about this Harvard-educated heartthrob, just sign up with Emode. It's fast and free!

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    Al Gore too.
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    The Presidential Matchmaker


    C'mon admit it. Politics aside, deep down you're looking for a solid, traditional guy who likes fly-fishing and Mexican food. We think George W. Bush is your presidential dream date! He's a handsome, determined guy with a great pedigree and a killer smile. You might not buy into any of his politics, but who wants to talk issues anyway? You're a sucker for his independent spirit and his charming, outgoing personality. He's an old-fashioned, churchgoing fella who knows how to have fun (sometimes a little too much...). Just the sort of man you can really count on.

    And when it comes to decisions, he's not afraid to make the tough call. A born leader, he stands his ground and sticks to his guns; he's the sort of guy who'll be there through thick and thin. If his upper-crust, Ivy League background has taught him anything, it's that knowing the right people can help you get the job done. Sure, he may do whatever it takes to close a deal, but that kind of moxie is right up your alley. When it comes right down to it, you want a guy with a take-charge attitude. Maybe it's time you started thinking about how it would feel with a Republican by your side!


    I have to go kill myself now. Nice knowing all of you.

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    Yeah, I might have to stop talking to you now, aj.

    You probably answered the "creating the internet" question as the dumber statement.
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    Alright, this test is full of crap. I went back to figure out which answers would have matched me up with Bush (side note: I'm thinking it was that I said I usually spend Sundays hungover), and this time - with the exact same answers - it hooked me up with Gore.

    And lol, no gf. "Is our children learning?" is one of my alltime favorite Bushisms.

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    mine too! Glad to know the test is bs!
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    I gave my mom one of those Bush "They Misunderestimated Me" calendars, with 365 days of mis-quotes by Dubya, and my mom reads it to her students (She's a high school teacher).

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