Make up a title to a country western song you would likely never see written or recorded:
1.Take your tongue out of my my because I am kissing you goodbye.
2. You make me feel like setting my farts on fire.
3. The Cat Loves Me More Than You Do!
4. You sound like a mack truck when you sleep.
5. When You Drove out of the Driveway, You Left Skid Marks on My Heart
6. If I sleep with You, Can I Buy A New Truck!
7. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
8. It's Raining In My Heart, Cause I'm Blue Over You!