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    Adelitas Way 7.14.09 libra1022's Avatar
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    your new name from the evil professor

    I got this in email and all the new names I've gotten back from people have been so odd and funny I thought I'd share. Not so sure if I really like being known as Loopy Toiletbrains so I think I'll stick to my regular name, but atleast it's good for a laugh. What's your new name?

    Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an
    excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
    Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
    everyone to assume new names...
    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
    name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gidget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa
    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
    your new last name:
    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
    your new last name:
    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice

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    oprah cootie biscuits

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    That's all folks! Unklescott's Avatar
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    Goober Applehiney at your service Ms.Cootie Biscuits and Ms. Toiletbrains.

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    Boobie Gizzardtush! Thanks libra!
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    chim-chim giggletush....hehe

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Good heavens. I'm Dinky Gigglesniffer. What a rip. I'd prefer "Enormous Gigglesniffer" if you don't mind; Dinky is gonna haunt me for awhile.

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    Squeezit Girdlebutt

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    Skipper Appletush here, LMAO @ Wayner!


    edit to say I am laughing my appletush off at Wayner
    ...........
    "The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own."

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    Buttercup Apple-nose
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    Chim-Chim Bubble Buns...

    Wow... I knew I missed something good when I didn't buy Captain Underpants!
    MULDER: It's still there, Scully. 200,000 years down in the ice.

    SCULLY:
    Leave it there.

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