Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.
Ying Yang Twins
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson
A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself. - Verbal Kint from the movie The Usual Suspects