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    The FORTcon awards ceremony

    Most Organized: Gracie and Mrs. Blue Meanie win a split decision on this one.

    Official Videographer: Blue Meanie

    Best Use of Lampshade In A Headgear Environment: Unklescott

    Most Likely to Ask a Perfect Stranger for Directions: Phat32

    Southerner Who Handled the Cold the Best: A tie between Wolf and Libra1022

    Official Bar-Closers: Phat32 and John

    Official Bar-Closer Best Able to Handle His Liquor: John, by a longshot

    Official FORTcon Drink: Starbucks Coffee

    Furthest Flight: Snowflakegirl: Southern California

    Furthest Drive: Unklescott (I think - it could be Gracie): 400 miles

    Most Likely to Say Something To Make You Blush: Jewelsy

    Cutest Cigar-Smoker: Tie between Lucy and Amanda, with honorable mention to Mr. SFG

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    I'd like to thank the academy......
    Those were too funny John.

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    Thanks for the organization award. I thank you, mr. gracie thanks you, and my dog Emmy thanks you. Thanks for the mention in the driving distance too, but Unklescott and I talked about it and for some reason he drove almost 100 miles further than I did. Must have been his side trips on the way to Windy City. Now if you do decide to meet next year in Las Vegas, I might just take a week and drive so I can win fair and square.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gracie
    I might just take a week and drive so I can win fair and square.
    I concede...I'll fly to Vegas.

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    Dang it, I totally thought I had the bar-closing award in the bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Most Likely to Ask a Perfect Stranger for Directions: Phat32
    Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from The Amazing Race...

    Besides, with that famous Irish luck of mine, the first guy I ask in Downtown Chicago was from England.

    "Stand back," I told the FORTconners. "It's okay--I speak British."

    Official Bar-Closers: Phat32 and John
    Awww...yeah. And it would have gone on and on and on past the break of dawn...if I had managed to find a liquor store, thereby delivering on said promise of a bathtub full of ice and beer. But, nooo...from what I could tell the nearest liquor store was in Cleveland.

    And I don't want to hear a lot of guff from the Pirate Ship group about how you all passed one riding the bus back from Navy Pier.

    I didn't see anything riding the trolley, but I did fulfill my Road Trip-like dream of getting up and leading the trolley in a sing-a-long to the strains of Hurts So Good from the driver's radio. And I was even (mostly) sober! Imagine that.

    Official Bar-Closer Best Able to Handle His Liquor: John, by a longshot
    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Furthest Drive: Unklescott (I think - it could be Gracie): 400 miles
    Actually John, Star has the overall from KY. She just made her trip with a pit stop along the way.

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    phat...you kill me

    I'm so lame, I'd have won the "Always went to bed early award"
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by cali
    I'm so lame, I'd have won the "Always went to bed early award"
    I think Mr. Spegs and I took that one.
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    I didn't win anything... I'm bummed.

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