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10-17-2004, 09:22 PM
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| The FORTcon awards ceremony Most Organized: Gracie and Mrs. Blue Meanie win a split decision on this one. Official Videographer: Blue Meanie Best Use of Lampshade In A Headgear Environment: Unklescott Most Likely to Ask a Perfect Stranger for Directions: Phat32 Southerner Who Handled the Cold the Best: A tie between Wolf and Libra1022 Official Bar-Closers: Phat32 and John Official Bar-Closer Best Able to Handle His Liquor: John, by a longshot  Official FORTcon Drink: Starbucks Coffee Furthest Flight: Snowflakegirl: Southern California Furthest Drive: Unklescott (I think - it could be Gracie): 400 miles Most Likely to Say Something To Make You Blush: Jewelsy Cutest Cigar-Smoker: Tie between Lucy and Amanda, with honorable mention to Mr. SFG | |
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10-17-2004, 09:26 PM
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 Alice's Restaurant  Join Date: May 2003 Location: On the group W bench
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| I'd like to thank the academy...... Those were too funny John. 
__________________ "I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." Alice's Restaurant By Arlo Guthrie |
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10-17-2004, 09:50 PM
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 a jumble of useless facts  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Third Star On The Right Age: 58
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| Thanks for the organization award. I thank you, mr. gracie thanks you, and my dog Emmy thanks you. Thanks for the mention in the driving distance too, but Unklescott and I talked about it and for some reason he drove almost 100 miles further than I did. Must have been his side trips on the way to Windy City. Now if you do decide to meet next year in Las Vegas, I might just take a week and drive so I can win fair and square.
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10-17-2004, 09:58 PM
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| Alice's Restaurant Join Date: May 2003 Location: On the group W bench
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__________________ "I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." Alice's Restaurant By Arlo Guthrie | |
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10-18-2004, 02:31 AM
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| ...of the Shattered Sun  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Breaking into Dalaran
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Besides, with that famous Irish luck of mine, the first guy I ask in Downtown Chicago was from England. "Stand back," I told the FORTconners. "It's okay--I speak British." Quote:
And I don't want to hear a lot of guff from the Pirate Ship group about how you all passed one riding the bus back from Navy Pier. I didn't see anything riding the trolley, but I did fulfill my Road Trip-like dream of getting up and leading the trolley in a sing-a-long to the strains of Hurts So Good from the driver's radio. And I was even (mostly) sober! Imagine that. Quote:
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10-18-2004, 05:49 AM
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| Alice's Restaurant Join Date: May 2003 Location: On the group W bench
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__________________ "I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." Alice's Restaurant By Arlo Guthrie | |
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10-18-2004, 11:56 AM
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| Soccer Kicks Balls  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: right behind you Age: 41
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| phat...you kill me  I'm so lame, I'd have won the "Always went to bed early award" 
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10-18-2004, 12:23 PM
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| Plotting  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the land of endless sunshine Age: 34
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__________________ "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers | |
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10-18-2004, 03:28 PM
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| FORT scientist  Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nivå, Denmark Age: 35
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| I didn't win anything... I'm bummed. |
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