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Thread: Episode One Recap 03/01/04: Forever Blaaaahhh

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    Thanks for a great recap Shazzer!
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    Nice, now I feel like I haven't missed anything from the premiere! Good job, Shazzer!
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    Next up is a dinner scene in which Mary reveals she clearly smokes crack, and a lot of it, by uttering some of the most ignorant things known to bipeds.
    Great job, Shazzer. I think I will stick to the recaps...this show will go down in flames.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood
    Great job, Shazzer. I think I will stick to the recaps...this show will go down in flames.
    Ha, yeah, me too. Gives me a little more time to complete my homework as well...
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    Great, great work on this recap
    I laughed out loud while reading your narrative ; this was much better than the actual show. How you managed to even pay attention to what they were saying during all the 'riveting' conversations is beyond me... My hat is off to you!

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    w00t Shaz!

    The girls: everyone is really cool, Mary’s a wacko.
    Other various people: Mary’s a racist chunk muffin.
    Most guy’s response (except Matt): she sure is a chunk muffin but I’d do her.
    Matt’s response: I don’t give a ratt’s ass what people think. I want her gone. Oh...and I'd do her (well he didn't say the last part, but let's just assume, shall we?)
    why no, I didn't watch the danged show! Why should I? Apple Mail, Recipes, and great dialogue like this, why should I?

    Way to take a hit for the gang, Shaz! You completely rock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    But lucky for me and perhaps you, I’m in a pool, my little babies. (Side note: I love it when Conan O’Brien says “be cool, my babies”. Why am I telling you this?

    I would have preferred a Dr. Moreau inspired man-beast to emerge from the wood, perhaps a half-man/half-chipmunk with the head of Don King.

    burst of lightning fills the sky, thunder roars, and when the smoke clears there’s a dead body on the grounds. Okay, not really, but that would just really jazz up this scene.
    It cracks me up everytime Conan says, 'be cool, my babies".

    This was one of the most boring and cheesiest shows ever, but you did an unbelievable job with the recap, Shazz.
    The Coleslaw recipe was Dun..dun....dunnnn..... a nice touch.

    Like Unclescott, I won't be watching the show again, but I'll probably stick to reading the recaps.

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    How did you do such a funny recap from that idiotic show? I couldn't even finish watching the first one...I think I'll stick to the recaps and make that coleslaw next time it's on!

    Great job!!
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    God bless you, Shazzer, for actually having to pay attention to every minute of this show for our sake.
    The coleslaw was definitely the best part of the whole show, by the way.

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    Thank you Shazzy, for the dinner recipe and the recap!
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