The twists just for twist's sake. The inconsistent rules, dissallowing any true strategy. The absense of any real romantic tension. The lame camera work, and the hyper-cliched props and settings. The thus far boring as all-hell cast. The photocopied but inferior transplants from Paradise Hotel (which likely couldn't successfully be remade either).
Is this, in fact, the worst reality show ever? Were "Joe Millionaire 2" and "Mr. Personality" good programming in comparison? Would you rather have "Man vs. Beast 3" on your screen than this crap? Or is it just fun to watch a train wreck this huge?