What is the worst/scariest/nastiest/most disgusting thing that has ever come out of your kitchen? If you've ever hit culinary rock bottom, dig deep and spill it here.
Here's mine: When we were first married and had very little money, I thought it would be really smart to follow the advice of a cookbook I had which had a theme of how to stretch your food dollar. The recipe I followed was to mix ground beef and kidney together because kidney was pretty cheap and you weren't supposed to be able to notice the difference. Right. So... I ground up some kidney and mixed equal parts of it with the hamburger and made it into a meatloaf. The smell was beyond disgusting, the whole dish smelled like old urine, and tasted equally as bad. Nasty, nasty stuff. It took several days to get the smell out of the house. Mr. Marleybone didn't let me forget that for a looong time.