Garden and Gun???!!! That's kind of sick and wrong, yet strangely appealing. I'm tempted to look for a copy (though I have no idea where around here!) simply to put on my coffee table for laughs -- along with my Easter troll doll with the cotton-ball tail and fuzzy bunny slippers.
Totally unrelated note to those with access to Trader Joe's:
Run -- don't walk -- RUN! -- to the nearest TJ's and try the dark-chocolate covered chili-spiced dried mangoes (on the "new products" shelf and the other shelves with chocolates and cookies). I recommend pairing it with a full-bodied red wine.