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    FOL2 Reunion 10/29 RecapÖPorn Stars & Whores Reunite After All the Sweet Lovin'

    Welcome everyone. Itís time for the reunion special and I have been waiting all season for this. Last yearís show got so out of control it turned into a catfight between skanky women and I can only imagine what we are in for tonight. I canít wait to find out if Deelishis finally realized she is dating a small troll and if Flav will ever be happy with just one woman. The excitement is really going to come when New York shows up and talks more trash about the ladies and I really hope VH1 hired extra security for her tonight. So without much further ado letís all slip into our favorite Fredrickís of Hollywood spandex outfit and position ourselves at a shined up stripper pole and jump into this mess.

    Hoís on Parade
    LaLa is the lady who pulled the short straw at the Flavor of Love production meeting and the host of the show tonight. She is going to be the moderator/interviewer with the ladies and Flav this evening. I already know she deserves some type of medal because I donít know if she realizes what she got herself into for taking on this job. She opens the show and airs a montage clip of all the fights and love that took place on Flavor of Love this season.

    After the clip show is done she introduces all the ladies that are participating in the reunion special tonight. I canít tell you if anyone is missing because I donít remember half of these women. They show us a close up of Wire and she still looks 100% insane to me. After all the ladies have been introduced itís time to find out what they have all been up to in the last 4 months. Most have been working on porn, porn movies, Internet porn, porn photo shoots, etcÖor maybe just regular photo shoots that seem a little like porn. So I can see they have all been busy and I am sure most of them will be moving to the Hollywood Hills in the next couple of months to establish themselves as porn stars.

    ďLord, Please Forgive Me for Beatiní this Bitch AssĒ
    The introductions are over and itís time to get down to some serious business and interviews. First up, itís time to find out about H-Town and Saaphyrri and their legendary fight. We get a nice clip of what happened and they are brought to the front for some heavy hitting questions. LaLa wants to know who started the fight and if they are embarrassed about what happened. H-Town tells her that she is embarrassed about what happened and she has never acted like that before and believes that is normal behavior for Saaphyrri but not her. Saaphyrri thinks they both should have been asked to leave after the fight and not just her. After seeing herself on TV she decided to go to Anger Management classes and she received a certificate. I am sure that certificate is going to stop her in all future fights.

    Raising the Dead
    After H-Town and Saaphyrri leave the stage LaLa tells us she has a surprise for us and I can only imagine that Flav must have dropped dead backstage because that man is hella old. No, itís actually that Goldie from season 1 will be coming out to share her thoughts on the season. She looks great and she was actually my favorite from season 1, she seemed the most normal, or at least normal for these women. She comments that season 1 was a much different show than season 2 and she would like to ask the ladies some questions.

    The first person she targets is Krazy. She wants to know why she thought that New York was her friend. She then tells Somethiní that what happened to her she could understand because everyone has had that problem at some point in their lives. I guess the difference is that most of us have that problem when we are babies and wearing diapers. She tells her that in the future to make sure she has something on her ass. Somethiní replies with ďShit happens.Ē That whole episode still grosses me out. Goldie finishes up by saying that her favorite part of the season was the booty dancing. Buckwild, Like Dat, and Bootz all come up and perform their winning Booty dance. I cover my eyes and shake my head again at them for stealing my signature moves.

    A Creepy Troll Man Appears
    Now itís time to meet the 8th wonder of the Hip Hop world and the #1 hype man around, Flavor Flav. OK, call me crazy but I have no idea what any of that crap is that they said when they introduced Flav. It should have gone more like this ďNow for the least known man in Hip Hop, a common male whore, and one freaky creature, Flavor Flav.Ē I can understand that. Flav comes out wearing a very common kitchen wall clock around his neck and I am a little disappointed, I would have expected something with a little more bling. As soon as he sits down he announces that he has a new album coming out October 31st. If no one is reading this recap I can only assume you are waiting in line at the store for this album. They play a song and video for his new single and I start laughing really hard. Seriously, this is his new single? It is very poor and I am just embarrassed for the man.

    After the song and video are over some of the ladies have questions for Flav. Buckwild finds her accent again and heads up to couch to talk with Flav. She wants to know why he cussed her out when she was cut. He was upset that she lost her accent and that he did not curse about her but when he was asking her a question. She tells Flav that when she gets pissed she loses it. I noticed she loses it most of the time when she is not around Flav.

    After Buckwild goes back to her seat with her pride left on the stage Krazy is called up. I am glad to see that she is wearing a fancy lingerie top that does not match her skirt but is definitely something out of the streetwalker handbook. The ladies want to know if the show has helped her with her singing career. She tells them that the show has helped all of them with modeling, porn, upping their escort fees. Flav wants to hear Krazy sing so she goes to the mic and starts. It is really one of the worst songs I have ever heard, I actually fast forward through part of it. The song is so bad itís even worse than Flavís. When she is done LaLa asks the crowd if they liked it and I swear you could hear a pin drop itís so quiet.

    A Deelishis Flavor
    Itís time to bring out the loser winner of the show, Deelishis. First we are treated to a montage of Flav and Deelishisís time on the show together. Deelishis makes her entrance and Flav jumps up to make out with her. I am about ready to be sick. They have not seen each other since Belize and he checks out her cleavage many, many times. She seems very nervous and uncomfortable with the whole situation and I pray she is finally starting to get a brain. Flav thinks their connection was real and Deelishis looks like she wants to dump him on the spot. They were able to communicate while they were apart, she wrote him a letter and sent him pictures. I hope the pictures were a dramatization of the letter because the thought of Flav reading makes me laugh. Deelishis was very surprised when she was picked and she was so happy that Flav was so real with her. Overall, their little reunion seems very awkward and uncomfortable to me.

    NY has One Heck of a Shoe Selection

    Well, itís the time I have been eagerly waiting for, the entrance of New York. Before she comes out we get a nice montage clip of her ripping on all the ladies in the house. As she makes her grand entrance Buckwild stands up and throws her shoe at New York. She barely misses her and I am a little sad about that. They start yelling at each other and some of the other ladies join in. Once everyone settles down LaLa yells at Buckwild for almost hitting her with the shoe. I kind of crack up over the whole situation.

    Bootz asks New York about the comment she made about backing her into a wall. They start to yell and lots is bleeped out and I can barely get anything they are saying. It sounds a little like bleep, bleep, transvestite, bleep, bleep, stripper, bleep, bleep, whore, bleep, bleep, bitch, bleep. Itís a very mature argument.

    Deelishis is up next and she says that she has nothing to say to New York, more to do to her. She climbs out of her seat and starts heading towards the stage. Big Rick starts to hold her back and she keeps trying to make her way onstage and more ladies jump out of their seats to help. Riot police show up onstage and try to hold the ladies back and someone takes New York offstage. This causes most of the ladies to chase her backstage and we have to cut to commercial. I wish they had cameras backstage because this had the making of one wicked catfight.

    Save the Drama for Your Mama

    After the little fight Bootz, Buckwild, Buckey and Deelishis were all asked to leave the set. New York thinks the other women were haters because New York is real and genuine. She is also delusional but I guess she forgot to say that. New York has not seen Flav since Belize and they show a little clip of her official dumping. LaLa tells her that they are going to bring Flav out and New York wants to know if they have to. Flav comes onto the set and gives her a big hug and she cries a little. Flav says that he and New York will be the greatest of friends (with benefits) till they die. New York says she has no regrets about coming back this second season.

    LaLa asks Flav about the fight a few minutes ago. He says that he is not surprised it happened. Deelishis is back on set and she apologizes to New York for her behavior. LaLa wants to know why it did not work between Flav and New York. Flav tells her itís because he wears the pants in the relationship and that New York wanted to. He also saw a lot of her mother in her and he did not like that. We then get a short montage of Mama New York. As New York and Flav are sitting together I notice they seem to have a lot more natural chemistry than Flav and Deelishis.

    LaLa tells Flav that she has a surprise for him, a message from Mama New York via satellite. Flav tells Mama New York that he had no problem reuniting with her and that she needs to be more respectful to him. I do agree with that, Mama New York was straight up crazy. Mama New York tells him that he is old, grey, and a puppet, and then Flav cuts the volume. She comes back on and calls him sad and pathetic and then he turns the TV off completely. Mama New York said everything I was thinking.

    I Love New York
    Since Flav and New York could never work they have come up with an idea together, a show for New York to find true love. I canít even imagine what this show is going to be like. On the show New York is going to look for love and her Prince Charming. She should have tried out for the Bachelor and she could have at least got a guy claiming to be a Prince.

    Deelishis joins Flav onstage and they kiss and exit the stage. I canít wait to find out how long their romance lasts. My guess is a month. New York is left onstage to face the angry mob of women and daydreaming about the evil she will put the helpless men on her show through.

    It has been a great season of Flavor of Love and I want to thank my co-writer SueEllen for all her wonderful recaps. Till next timeÖ

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    great recap =]

    did anyone else find it a bit... odd that they made delishis changing her shoes such a big thing by closing up like 4 times on it?
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    recp more interesting to read than the show was

    speaking of shoes...

    *Flavor of Love 2 Reunion Buckwild's Shoe*

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...DME:B:AAQ:US:1



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    thats ridiculous. but hey, anyway to make money i guess?
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    Maybe it's because the shoe is the closest item to the camera lens, but geez! it looks like a family of four could live in that shoe!
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    This sux that I *JUST* found out about this forum!! I wish I would've known about it throughout the duration of the show!!

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