Welcome everyone. Ití Flavor Flav time again and I donít know if that makes me happy or sad. I guess I am sad that there are only two episodes left and my favorite, Bootz, went home last week. I am happy that I donít have to watch this show and get sick from his creepy behavior and the womenís slutty attitudes. The show is finally winding down and one lady is going home tonight after her family visits. So grab your loved ones and gather them together to view this family friendly show this evening. (Actually I donít recommend anyone under the age of 25 or over the age of 35 to view this show. I really donít think anyone should watch this show. Myself included!)
Maid to Order
We are down to three ladies and they are all gathered in the living room awaiting their next adventures. Big Rick delivers the Flavogram and New York grabs it to read aloud. It tells the women to get ready for some houseguests because they are going to have a family reunion. Their families will be arriving later that day and staying the night. The women are instructed to prepare a place for their families to stay when they arrive at the mansion.
Upstairs in the balcony room New York is in the bathroom getting ready for the day while Deelishis is diligently cleaning the room. Deelishis tells New York that since she cleaned the room that New York needs to leave and her family can stay in one of the other rooms. New York tells her that she is not leaving the room and her and Deelishis get in a huge argument. New York wants the room because it has a balcony and she can smoke on it. Deelishis wants the room because it was her original room and the nicest in the house. They continue to argue until the doorbell rings.
Hello Mother, Hello Father
Deelishis is called to the lower level first because her parents have just arrived. As soon as her parents walk in she hugs them and instructs them to yell ďFlavor Flav.Ē They both do a double take and look at her like she is crazy. They finally agree and Flav appears at the top of the stairs. He comes downstairs and meets her parents, T her dad and Kim her mom. They seem to like him and I realize these people have been paid a lot to show up there. They sit down to chat for a few minutes and Flav tells Deelishis that her and her mom have the same dimples.
Krazyís family is next to arrive and her mom and grandma have come to see her. She is very happy and gives them lots of hugs. They tell her that her dad is working and was not able to attend the event. I assume he was so embarrassed he did not want to show his face on TV for this train wreck of a show. I donít blame himÖI actually respect him. Flav sits to talk with her mom and grandma and points out that Krazy and her mom look exactly alike. I donít see it but then again Iím not really paying attention.
New Yorkís mom and dad are the last to arrive. Flav has met her parentís before and her mom and him did not really hit it off. Mama New York is not happy to see Flav and tells him that. They start to argue and Mama New York pushes Flav. New York starts crying and Flav tells Mama New York she needs to leave his house. She walks out of the house and does not seem to be very disappointed to be leaving. New York chases her mom outside and tries to get her to stay. She tells her that she is in love again and does not want to leave. Her mother tells her she needs someone who is smart, wealthy, well educated, and loves god. New York tries to convince her mother that Flav is all those things. I start to laugh, really hard, and out loud at her remarks. Flav is none of those things and I am glad her mother recognizes that.
Mama New York agrees to go back inside and apologize to Flavor Flav. Flav accepts her apology and they hug. It is some of the worst acting I have ever seen. After all the family excitement everyone goes upstairs to get settled in their rooms. Deelishisís family is already lounging in the room when New Yorkís family bursts in. Mama New York tells them she is not staying in a room full of people. Deelishis and New York get in another argument with Deelishis agreeing to leave the room.
Seriously. You Have A Kid Named Designer?
After everyone has had a chance to settle into their rooms Flav invites everyone to join him outside for dinner. They all gather around the table and he tells them that he has a surprise for them, he has invited all his kids and grandkids to join them. There are 8 kids and two grandkids I believe, he rattles off all their names and I donít catch them. Flav has invited the kids so they can help him decide who should go home the next night.
The children start mingling with the ladies and their families. New York tells the kids that she is the HBIC, or the head bitch in charge. I will give her head bitch but that is about it. The kids start asking the ladies lots of questions. They tell Krazy that their dad wants at least 4 more kids. Krazy tells them she is not ready for kids. I think itís because kids would interfere with her recording careerÖthat she will never have. Flavís youngest daughter has attached herself to Deelishis and tells her that she wants New York gone. The kids continue to grill the ladies with lots of questions.
Mama New York has had enough with the kids. She is rude to them and storms off into the house. New York follows her inside so that they can talk. Mama New York tells her daughter to sit down because she has something really important to tell her. She says that she does not have much longer. Her mom tells her she was diagnosed with a condition. New York wants to know the name of the condition. Her mother tells her that it is such a rare condition they donít have a name for it. New York wants to know when she was diagnosed and her mother tells her a couple of months ago. This seems to be the fakest thing I have ever heard. New York finally realizes her mother is faking it and calls her on it. Mama New York admits she was lying. She wanted to break up New York and Flav. I give her mother props for being the only one who seems to realize that Flav is not good enough for any of these women.
After the whole dinner with the family ordeal Flav calls all his children indoors for a chat about the ladies. His youngest thinks that Krazy is a fake. His daughter Designer thinks that New York is too dramatic. One of the other children thinks that Krazy talked but did not seem to do much. All the kids think that Deelishis was the most honest of the ladies. Flav tells them goodbye and they all leave.
Making Magic at the Castle
Later that night Flav has his first family date with Deelishis and her parents. They head to one of Flavís favorite spots, The Magic Castle. I thought we were going to get another KFC date and I am a little disappointed. At the Magic Castle Flav is called onstage. He attempts to perform some pre arranged magic routines and I find the whole situation a little silly and immature.
Meanwhile back at the mansion Krazy and her family decides to have a little party. They start drinking and playing music and having a good time. Mama New York comes downstairs and tells everyone they need to be quiet because she is trying to sleep. Krazy yells at her and a big argument erupts. Finally Mama New York goes back upstairs and the party has quieted down.
Back at the Magic Castle Flav is looking for an assistant to help him with his next trick. Surprise, surprise Deelishis is called onstage. She puts her head in a guillotine type device and the knife drops and she of course is ok. This whole date is a bit boring and I can barely wait for it to end.
Since the date is such a ball of excitement the producers take us back to the mansion for some more excitement. Krazy and her family have moved outdoors by the hot tub. For some reason Krazy is in the hot tub with her cocktail dress on. I donít get it but then again I donít understand why anyone would try out for this show. New York comes outside and yells at Krazy for yelling at her mother earlier. They start to argue and Mama New York appears and joins in the fun. Finally New York and her mother go back inside to bed. That whole situation accomplished a lot and I hope they all feel better now.
The date is finally over and everything went well. Flav comes back to the mansions and puts on his silk PJís and decides to try and get the mothers all drunk. After they all do a round of shots Krazy shows up and accidentally hits the play button on the CD player and coincidently her demo CD is in the player. She starts singing and I immediately mute the TV because itís that bad. Once the whole tragedy is over Flav starts to question why Krazy is in the house. I think we all know the answer to thatÖher love of Flav!
Corn Rolls + Making Out = A Good Date, I Guess
The next morning and its time for family date number two. Flav has Krazy, her mother and her grandmother all meet them for a day out to get makeovers. They climb into the limo and grandma Krazy startís asking Flav lots of questions. She tells Flav that she did some Internet research on him and wants to know if heís good. Flav starts busting himself when he mentions his time he served in jail, the number of times he has had his license revoked and a whole bunch of other things a grandma would love to hear about their granddaughterís future spouse. Grandma Krazy next wants to know what Flavís intentions are with all of this. Flav tells her that she is looking for someone to kick it with. After all the questions are done they arrive at the hair salon and find out they will all be receiving corn rolls. They all start getting their hair braided when Flav goes over to Krazy and starts kissing her. They start to make out and I look for signs of her mother and grandmother to start being sick. Alas nothing happens except for me getting sick. Overall it was a good date and everyone seemed to have a good time and they are all sporting some fine looking corn rolls.
Dinner With Soul
Later on in the afternoon Flav goes up to greet New York and her family to invite them to dinner with him in 15 minutes outside around the pool. He tells Mama New York to be ready and downstairs for dinner. She continues to lie in bed and says something like ďyeah right.Ē 15 minutes later everyone except for Mama New York is gathered around outside waiting to eat. They keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Two hours pass and Flav tells New York that he is starving and he is going upstairs to get her mother. She surprisingly comes down with him and sits at the table and says that the food looks nasty. Flav has ordered in food from one of his favorite soul food restaurants. New York thinks that her mother is being awfully prissy and I now understand where New York gets her attitude.
Mama New York asks Flav if he loves her daughter. He tells her that he is not in love with her but he could be eventually. She does not like hearing that. She tells him that she wants to see William Drayton not Flavor Flav. He tells her she is seeing William right now. The date finally ends and I donít think anyone had a very good time. Mama New York tells her daughter that if she gets picked she is not staying and she will be going home tonight with her family.
Not Really Krazy in Love
Itís elimination time and one of the ladies will be escorted out of the house with their family and sent packing. Flav pulls out the first clock and it goes to Deelishis. She accepts the clock and her family looks very happy for her. Poor fools. The second clock is out and Flav tells New York that he would like for her to stay. She goes up to gladly accept the clock and her mother just breaks down. New York tells us that she is in total blist at the moment. Blist, that is not a typo.
Krazy is out and Flav finally realized that she was there for the wrong reasons. The parents say their goodbyes to their daughters and than to Flav before they leave. Everything is going smoothly until its time for Mama New York to say her goodbyes to Flav. She starts crying and tells Flav that he is ďtrying to destroy her.Ē He eloquently tells her that this is the way that god made him and if she would let him in she would find that out for herself. She seems to accept him and gives him a hug goodbye. Just as everything seems to be going well her hair gets caught in his crown that he is wearing. She starts freaking out and they manage to untangle her.
After all the parents leave they do their toast and Flav tells the ladies that they will be going to Belize for the finale. The women are very excited and head off to their rooms. Outside the mansion Mama New York has a change of mind and storms back into the mansion yelling, ďTiffani, you are going home with me.Ē
Make sure to tune in next week to see the beautiful country of Belize and of course find out what unlucky women that Flav chooses to join his family. I can barely wait to see what happens.
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