Welcome back to school everyone. Although most schools are getting out this time of year, Charm School is still running strong and showing no signs of ending for summer break. Last week we said good bye to Dara and Schatar amidst a picture stealing scandal. Neither was guilty but both taking the fall because of it. What lady will change her ways and abandon her pole dancing lifestyle to become the classy winner of Charm School? None of these women have a chance; one will win and fritter away her money on the Fredrick’s of Hollywood spring collection. Put away your sticky fingers and let’s get ready to find out what’s in store tonight.
The Fine Art of Interviewing
All the ladies are talking about the picture thief but no one can seem to figure out who would be responsible for it. Before the detective work can begin they are called to the Great Hall to learn about today’s lesson, “Thou Shalt Represent.” They have all been representing skanks but that is probably not what the challenge is about. Mo’Nique informs us it will be about being media savvy. They will need to be able know how to conduct a professional interview and think before they speak. This won’t happen because we know none of them have the ability to really think.
Kevin Fraser, from Entertainment Tonight is on the show teaching them the fine art of trashy interviews. The women are treated to a nice montage of all the wonderful things they have said on national television. A celebrity will be joining the women and asking them questions. By “celebrity” they must mean some washed up actor who has nothing better to do. Flavor Flav anyone?
Kevin goes over the rules of interviewing and the women get a little bit of practice in. They need to put ear pieces on these women and not allow them to think for themselves because again, they don’t! Once the lesson is over the women are heading off to a press junket to humiliate themselves. They find out the special guest is none other than, New York.
She Always Comes Back!
Brooke is up first nervous about who is going to come in and it’s none other than New York. She definitely has had a boob job and still looks like a man in drag. New York starts drilling in the hard questions to the ladies and they keep falling for her tricks. Saaphyri manages to hold her own in her interview and the more they show her, the more I want her to win. Most of the women do fine but Becky is up and she is basically ready to kill New York. Becky spills all the dirt and does not obey any of the rules she learned.
The interviews are over and they get evaluated on their performances. Most of the women did fine but the ones that spilled the beans get called out on their poor behavior. Saaphyri is told she was the best and gets a free pass and will not be expelled. Becky is very upset that she was the worst and I would be upset as well. When you are the biggest loser amongst a crew of losers you should feel bad. Becky wants to go home and quit but decides to sleep on it. She wants to talk with Mo the next day and hopefully set everything straight.
Thievery at its Finest…or Not
Leilene is still concerned about the picture thief and is worried the person is going to steal again. She decides to try and get to the bottom of it but we know that will never happen because she frankly is not that smart. She starts to ask everyone and they all deny it. LaRissa gets crazy and yells at her and tells her she did not do it. She manages to lie so well with a straight face it’s almost scary.
Now the women are all banding together because the dirty thief has gotten two women expelled from Charm School and none of them want to be the next victim. LaRissa attacks Leilene and goes a little on the crazy side. Shay even calls her on her craziness. Shay starts to feel a little guilty and hopefully we get a nice tearful confession soon. All the women start to think its Shay, and LaRissa confirms it was Shay. They tell Leilene and she falls for it completely. Some of these women are so manipulative; they should at least make an effort to use their evil for good.
It’s a Birthday, Holla!
The women find out its Mo’s birthday and they need to throw her a surprise party. This includes making decorations and baking a cake. As they are getting ready for the party, Becky tells Shay that the women all think she took the picture. She argues with Becky because that is really the most productive thing to do at the time. Shay is now going to try and find out who is setting her up. I think we all need to get ready for a good ole ass kicking. It comes out that LaRissa was the one to tell everyone that she did it. We may see our first reality TV murder here pretty quick.
Shay calls out LaRissa and she of course denies it. The women all get mad at Becky for telling Shay about LaRissa and the picture stealing. The fight is getting old and I eagerly wait for it to end unless of course fisticuffs break out. The women yell at Becky again and she goes to her room to cry. Normally I enjoy watching adults cry on TV but I actually feel a little bad for her.
Mo arrives at her party and the women gather for the big “Surprise.” They all put on their paper hats and Mo seems to be enjoying the gala when she notices Becky is missing. The women tell her she is planning to leave and Mo goes in search of Becky. She gets her and they have a little talk. Becky tells Mo everything she knows, all the while, Shay is listening outside the door. She feels bad for Becky and wants to talk to Mo’Nique privately about the whole picture stealing. Shay tells her everything that happened.
Shay is going to talk with LaRissa and try to get her to apologize to the girls for stealing. Everyone goes back to the party and LaRissa can tell that Shay has spilled everything she knows. LaRissa is pissed that she told on her and plans to blame Shay at the elimination. This is a big mess and frankly it’s getting very tiresome.
This Week Someone Might Literally Get Cut
It’s finally elimination and the women all gather in front of the judges. Becky, Shay and LaRissa are all called to the carpet for the bottom three. Becky is told she did the worst in the challenge but Shay and LaRissa caused lots of drama in the house later. LaRissa is called a certified psychopath by one of the judges and for once, the truth is spoken on this show. LaRissa confesses that she and Shay stole the picture last week. She is called on being a liar last week by Mo. LaRissa is finally expelled and Becky gets to stay another week. Mo tells security to lock the doors behind her.
As the women walk off Mo yells to the women, “Ladies, we will be replacing LaRissa with New York.” Silence. Then “I’m just kidding.” That was awesome!
The women learn about the different types of men and how to pick the right one. I am sure there will be more drama and fights and hopefully we will soon find out who wins this show and we can all go on our merry ways.
If you would actually like to see New York in the house, send me a PM.