Oh, my goodness! How dumb were those people?!?
Sending that woman to the pound because her December birthday was "closer" to June than February is. *chuckle*
Hawaii is the largest island in the Mediterranean.
Trying to crawl face-first down the ladder!
"I know it's definitely not John Lennon." But at least she caught herself.
The guy with four degrees who didn't know Stephen King wrote Carrie.
Oh, just priceless. They must require these people to take an IQ test, and if their scores are too high, they're denied.