Welcome to the new "The Family" forum, premiering next week on ABC.

Wayner's drawn the short straw for this show, and we've ignored his tortured begging and forced him to recap the show. I think he'll do great, and if all else fails on this show, there are still plenty of George Hamilton jokes to fall back on.

If you're a contestant on the show, and you'd like to talk about your side, you should e-mail Wayner at wayner@fansofrealitytv.com and he'll set something up.

Keep in mind, we keep things around here PG-13. Posts will be moderated with that in mind. Please keep things civil, and also attempt to keep similar thoughts combined in threads together (for example, all comments about a particular contestant should be in that contestant's thread - not in a separate new thread). We will combine and move threads as appropriate to keep things organized for our visitors.

Thank you!