Great recap Snowy! Very entertaining. Although I do enjoy watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
If Stephen Hawking could write a Brief History of the origins of the entire frickin’ universe, why can’t ABC just sum up one season of a dance competition with any brevity?

Let me save you some valuable time that you could be spending doing far more productive things like doing your taxes, finding a cure for cancer, clipping your toenails, volunteering for your church, or surfing for porn on the internet.

The judges are pleased. Bruno, in his Eetalian accent, gushes that she is now the “All American Peenup Girl!” The Berge vocalizes the question I have in my head: “A Pinup Girl or a Peanut Girl?”

There are method actors, maybe Jerry’s a method dancer? Anyway you slice it, he’s pimpin’ after that number fo’ sho.

Oh yes, they’ve got the Saturday Night Fever, a fever whose symptoms include shaking, shimmying, line dancing, thumb dancing (to make Elaine from “Seinfeld” proud), and a severe, chronic case index o' finger pointing.

Drew & Cheryl’s 2nd Dance: No Cowboys Were Harmed in the Dancing of This Freestyle

Sadly, I live on the tape-delayed West Coast, and so I never actually got to see the reaction shot. Instead, they cut away to the judges and Drew’s bro and wife laughing, so I wonder if Cheryl wasn’t joking, and she really did his pull his pants off for a number, causing a peanut-shelled wardrobe malfunction that I’ll never get to see. (From what I’ve read, he takes a cowboy hat and uses it to cover his hiney—how this is too offensive for television viewers, unless Cheryl started humping him from behind or something like that, I have no idea.)

Tune in on Friday, and you’ll be stuck watching two hours of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Now that’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.