"In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, broccoli, zits, ozone depletion, racism, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?" - Unknown
Spring 2016 FoRT Yearbook Title: "Most Likely to Make a Short Story Long, and a Long Story LONGER!"
He thought he was The Second Coming of Fred Astaire, or something
Now that IS funny. .
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
Oy vey, what a goofy mug! Obviously he didn't get photo approval in his contract...
I don't watch the Bachelor, so I guess those who do can help themselves. On Mondays at 9 when DWTS isn't running, I usually watch a show with more heart and integrity than Bach: RuPaul's Drag Race!
"Whatever you are, be a good one." – Abraham Lincoln
What is an "MFWalkoff?"
I'm sure he and Peta have had the same amount of first dance rehearsal time as the other contestants; only their rehearsals had to be done in secret.
It will be interesting to see how the other cast members react to his joining them in the rehearsal halls.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker, (attributed)
I'm excited to see him on the show. He comes across as the opposite of Jake, who was as fake as they come. I loved his season of the bachelor so seeing more of him (and Catherine). And I love that he admits he can't dance. Hopefully he develops some ability.
"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." ~Elbert Hubbard
"Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
~R.I.P. Grandma 6/22/33 - 10/5/10~
I wonder if the others already knew he'd be included and were also sworn to secrecy. I think he will probably do okay .... stick around for a while.
Maybe they will bring Catherine on next season
"The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire
" The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
And I'm pretty sure you won't see him staring down at Peta's crotch during an upside down split, a la that Gangnam number last year.
Having watched him on the Batchelor and knowing what linebackers do I have not yet seen any of the sinuous side to side hip action that many ballroom dances require. Linebackers move forward and sometimes backwards but seldom side to side with their hips.
He has struck me as a little clutzy in his ordinary movements so I'll be interested to see if Peta can get him to get those hips moving gracefully.
Also The Batchelor treated us to numerous "Sean without all his clothes on" shots and he looks a little musclebound.
We'll just have to wait and see if he can teach his body new tricks.
Personality-wise he is far superior to Jake the Jerk.