I don't know if I'd believe Nicolette-didn't she have a lawsuit against ABC?
Michael Jordan-ugh. I'm all for more diversity in casting sports figures, especially getting away from the NFL and Olympians, but I don't know if the ballroom can take the egos and attitudes of Derek, Corky, Mark, Lacey, and Michael. The place may explode. He's really tall, much taller than any female pro. So either it'll be a Clyde/Elena type pairing or we're getting a new, much taller female pro (Anna Demidova already said she was out this season).
This reject from TBette could just yanking everyone's chain to extend his 15 minutes of fame. I would be surprised if Sarah herself did the show. Bristol, yes, and maybe she can get footage interesting enough for the reality show she wanted to launch (or was that just a Levi attempt at staying in the public eye?)
I'm still thinking someone from the recent bachelorette or bachelor pad will be showing up.