Well, well, well. I’m sure you’ve been on the edges of your sequined armchairs waiting for my reaction to the new DWTS cast. Sorry about the delay — I had to spend the entire day figuring out who the hell these people are. Just kidding! Google is easy. No, I spent much of the day seeking out the rumored Star-Pro pairings for season 12.
Sadly, Enthusiastic Activia Lady Jamie Lee Curtis could not find time in her busy schedule of eating yogurt and crafting paper bracelets to answer my late November prayers. WTF, EAL?
The couples in the running for season 12′s COVETED MIRRORBALL TROPHY…. are…. coming up, after the break!
‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’: THE SEASON 12 COUPLES
Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Ralph Macchio and Karina Smirnoff
Sugar Ray Leonard and Anna Trebunskaya
WWE star Chris Jericho and Cheryl Burke
E! boobmonger Kendra Wilkinson and Louis van Amstel
Wendy Williams and Tony Dovolani
Rapper Lil Romeo and Chelsie Hightower
Disney actress Chelsea Kane and Mark Ballas
Footballer Hines Ward and Kym Johnson
“Psycho” Mike Catherwood and Lacey Schwimmer
Petra Nemcova and Dmitry Chaplin (Welcome back!)
ABC’s official announcement is tomorrow.