How are they getting an hour and a half out of this show tonight? I don't get it.
"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer.
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
Kelly Ripa was a regular on a dance show when she was, I think, a teenager. She was good. Thanks
Our roomie, Michele, had her sister and her 4 year old niece over for dinner last night and I quietly had this show on the TV.
Pretty soon, everyone had drifted over to the set, (I think it was my wild laughter ) and I had a panel of "judges" with me.
Neither sister nor niece had seen/heard about the show.
P came on, I bit my tongue in half, to not prejudice them, and the 4 year old blurted out:
"Mommy, that man is sick! Look, he's too tired to move his feet; what's wrong with him, Mommy?" (said niece had just gotten over the flu so she may have been really sensitive to 'sick' people)
Michele and I broke out into squeals of laughter and her mom was mortified, because she didn't know if we felt insulted by the wee one's comments or not. When, through tears, we assured her that we AGREED, she sat back, relaxed and chimed in with, "It looks like Frankenstein dancing with his Bride!" (even funnier than her kid!)
I never thought that I'd live to see a set of deuces given to a performer but it happened. The only recourse for the judges, next week, when P gets voted IN....again...is to come out from behind their desks and carry P off the stage themselves!!!
Still crazy, after all these shears
"lambikins, put the crack pipe down and back away from the keyboard." Unklescott
"lambikins... I have come to the conclusion that you are the Jedi Master of the Kitchen on FORT!" SuperBrat
I watched the show last night and again he doesn't even move. They even said he has put in a total of 20 hours practising so far while all the others have put in more than 100 hours of practice. If the fans vote to keep him in tonight, then I think the show needs to kick him off. Seriously, EVERYONE knows this guy just isn't in to it while everyone else is busting their ass. It's so unfair to the other dancers. Get this idiot off the show please!!!
If P isn't sent home tonight, then I'll start thinking that this show is rigged! He needs to go now!