If the judges praise that mess, I'm going to switch back to the Mets game.
If the judges praise that mess, I'm going to switch back to the Mets game.
"Whatever you are, be a good one." – Abraham Lincoln
OK time to go home Bristol - that was awful
Bristol as a redneck...teaching Mark to shoot...laughable.
Is that an assault rifle she is shooting? Nice...that turns her on. Creepy is all I cay say without getting bitchy.
This dance sucks. It is supposed to be showcasing her personality...according to her...well, apparently, unless she is shooting something, she has no personality. This better get slammed.
I've finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
That was not good...okay, now I'm really gone for the night![]()
Keep your feet on the ground, when your heads in the clouds!
Bruno thought it was different.
Bruno: The quickstep goes something goes wild wild west. Said she wasn't in hold enough, and he frame wasn't good when she was in hold. CA: says she's come so far and thought she sold herself too short, slams back for breaking hold after being in hold (I guess that's a no no). Len agrees with CA. They all liked the entertainment. Basically being nice for saying it was bad.
Being at a gun range triggered something in Bristol. Do you think the pun was intentional?
This is an awfully slow quickstep, and I predict that Len is going to hate it. Way too much of it out of hold, and she's messing up when she is in hold.
Please judges, don't be kind. Even without seeing the rest of the dancers, it's clear she's not as good as the rest of them.
Wow. Even Bruno is complaining about the lack of hold. Carrie is going on about how much improvement she's made, blah, blah, blah.
Even Len's being fairly nice about it--he'd crucify anyone else for breaking hold like that. I hope at least the scores reflect that it wasn't a quickstep.
I didn't recognize that as a quickstep.
When I saw Bristol and Mark break hold, I was remembering when Shawn and Mark broke hold on their quickstep abd got flamed for it. I was about to throw something because I didn't think they'd call them out on it. ( I get way too into this show)
Bristol's dance tonight: Redneck Woman in a quickstep. She has a very trim physique, but she danced that dance as if she weighed 400 lbs. Uggh. Bad performance. I would've LOVED to see a great female dancer perform that same dance... would've been a whole different animal. But with Bristol, it was quite visibly under par.
All the judges said she broke form in the middle. I don't know dance well enough to know what they're talking about, I just know that she looked lethargic. Mark looked good though![]()