4/30 DWTS 14: Performance Show Thread **West Coast Spoilers**

[prhoshay]

Just like with the women, I am not a fan of the half-naked men. Please leave something to my imagination.

The nakedness distracted me from the dance.

[ilja]

I think they were supposed to be dressed as a god and goddess. Unfortunately, even though I'm only one of about two people who like Mark, that dance reminded me of a William type of dance where Katherine was mostly just posing.

[KrazeeKy07]

This is Mark "look at me, not my partner" Ballas. Are we surprised? I know I'll be skipping this dance. Wonder if Len will call him out for it.

He did say something to the effect of he should've left his shirt on!

[xmaskat]

Oh course she lacked chemistry... she had to dance with a shirtless Mark. Who would have chemistry when faced with that ?

[fireflyer]

Carrie Ann didn't sound turned on by Katherine. I'm guessing William will get all CA's love tonight.

[Harmony2000]

OMG! CA agrees with me. That scares me. I don't want that crazy woman agreeing with me! Next I will be screaming about hotness and checking for non-existent lifts.

Scores:

CA 9
Len 9
Bruno 9

Well then, so much for CA agreeing with me. How is it that she didn't like it and still gave them a 9?

Team dance night.

[MFWalkoff]

Ugh, I may have to change the channel the way the judges are sopping up this dance with a biscuit.

It was a good concept to get around the disconnect between rumba and classical, but as usual Mark takes it too far with his lack of clothing and his over-pronounced movements.

9-9-9 ... I'm surprised Bruno didn't 10 that. Maybe Mark isn't his type after all...

[navybelle]

They referred to their costumes as a reference to Game of Thrones, the musical. And Len did say something about it being good aside from Mark taking his shirt off!! hahaha!!!
Nines - good, no tens this time.

[karalott]

Tonight's violin performance was amazing!

And it's a VERY good-looking group of celebs/pros we have on the menu tonight.

Wonder if it's the same guy they had on from season 12.

Classical week is the only theme night worth recycling in my opinion, but I think they need to only have dances that suit the music. Rumba, for me, isn't one of them.

[annettejt]

One of my all time favorite pieces - Pachabel Canon D - and Mark has to be dancing to it. I chose not to watch but just listen.