4/23 DWTS 14 Performance Show **West Coast Spoilers**

[jucamer]

I love Kirstie - she wants to bang Maks

[karalott]

Beaker is my favorite followed by the Swedish Chef. I do love Statler and Waldorf, though. They should be judging this show.

Swedish chef had his own cereal out when I was really little that I loved. Statler and Waldorf would certainly do a better job critiquing and scoring, and yet making it funny, than our current stooges do. I can only imagine them talking about Mark. Hmm, maybe we can get them in for Dance Center?

[fireflyer]

I do love Statler and Waldorf, though. They should be judging this show.

They are... aren't they? I could've sworn I recognize them behind the desk, almost every week.

[Midol]

What I think the "judges" may have against Donald is that an NFL player won it last year (Hines Ward), and they don't want two in a row. This show has become so manipulated and phony that I've stopped voting and just watch the dancing of those that I enjoy.

Agree with the bolded but JR Martinez won last year.

[murphytoo]

I swear I really, really, really tried to look at Williams face but still failed. For some reason I need one of these:

OMG, ilja - I had to break down and log in just so I could like your comment. Too funny.

[jucamer]

Ricki Lake always made the sourest faces when she was dancing

[Florimel]

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Agree with the bolded but JR Martinez won last year.

Right you are! Sorry, I guess Hines was the season before.

[TIA__MA]

I love Kirstie - she wants to bang Maks

Who doesn't? Wait - did I just say that out loud? My bad.

[murphytoo]

Brooks dress is way too tight, we can see her large intestine and maybe her ovaries. I'm not fond of seeing other women's organs -- so get a girdle, or wear a different style, OR BUY ONE SIZE LARGER.

Not only can we see her large intestine, we can also see her large *cough*ahem*cough*. I'm just a little put off by that - every week the neckline gets lower and the *ahems" are pushed up higher.

[ness]

Right you are! Sorry, I guess Hines was the season before.

He was, but I believe TPTB don't want an NFLer clutching that trophy so soon, again.

Just like I believe they don't want Derek winning again, this season.

JMHO.