3/19 DWTS14 Premiere Show Discussion **Spoilers**

[jucamer]

And I immediately thought, "Len is gonna hate that. And Jucamer is gonna love it."

You know it Tilden!!!

[ButterflyFaery]

I'm here really gonna try to stay awake and watch but don't know if I will make it..don't know why I am so sleepy but I do wanna see Jack Wagner and Melissa Gilbert

[ness]

Martina looks gorgeous - I never saw her in anything but tennis wear !

She DOES look really lovely! Very nice, indeed!

[karalott]

Derek: I want as many mirrorball trophies as chest hairs. And that's four.

Never heard that laugh out of Maria before.

[Tilden]

When Derek said he wanted as many mirror ball trophies as he had chest hairs, I wondered if he was planning on giving one back.

Man, Maria's laugh is annoying--but it's indescribable, not undescribable.

[MFWalkoff]

Maria's a tomboy, and she laughs like a horse's whinny.

Derek will have plenty of double-takes to shoot toward the camera this season...

[karalott]

I'm here really gonna try to stay awake and watch but don't know if I will make it..don't know why I am so sleepy but I do wanna see Jack Wagner and Melissa Gilbert

Jack is going 2n\d and Melissa 7th if that helps.

Not a lot of content in this cha cha, but Maria is doing well. She's got moves.

[ness]

Very nice by Derek and Maria.

[MFWalkoff]

She doesn't seem to have a lot of life or intensity going on -- she did all the steps fine, but she just went along for the ride.

[Tilden]

Well, that was pretty wooden and tentative. If she doesn't get any better, I hope blind Derek worship doesn't keep her around longer than she should be.