Tiger Woods' Accident

[Bearcata]

I wonder if any tv producer is not out there already trying to get a show to put on either VH1 or MTV called the Girls of Tiger. Now I would watch that. Maybe it will feature some cage fighting.

[nennie]

It's a shame that Elin doesn't hire G Allred (said in a verrrrry sarcastic tone) and make all those gfriends apologise to her and her children and the golfing world and Joe Blow down the street. It's just ridiculous to me the whining that the gfriends are doing. Get over it. It's done. Turn the page and start a new chapter. Quitcherbellyaching!

The cash cow stopped they need some more money.

[Bonbonlover]

From NYDaily News:

Howard Stern is looking to crown Tiger Woods' best mistress.

The shock jock has confirmed that a beauty pageant featuring the disgraced golfer's many ex-lovers will take place on March 10, according to The Times of Britain.

Four out of Woods' 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize, sponsored by dating Web site AshleyMadison.com.

Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer's No. 1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports TMZ.com.

But Uchitel's friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place.

Woods' alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent.

No word yet on who will be rating the ladies, although Stern is said to have offered a judging spot to Woods' estranged wife, Elin.

Woods finally made a public apology last week, admitting that he had felt "entitled" and "deserved to enjoy all the temptations."

Stern was highly critical of the philandering sports stars' "I'm sorry" statement.

"Tiger Woods looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn't seem like this was his idea or anything he wanted to be a part of," said Stern on his radio show.



Read more: Howard Stern organizing beauty pageant featuring Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses

[karalott]

If any of these girls still think that anyone still feels any ounce of pity for them or think that Tiger owes them an apology after competing in a "pageant" sponsored by Stern, they're living further in the land of delusion than I thought. I so wish Allred's client would participate, just to show what a gold digging skank she really is. I hope these girls are enjoying their 15 minutes of shame and realize that people are laughing at them, not with them. Only one anyone should feel sorry for is Elin and most importantly those kids. Tiger may return to gold and re-build his reputation (if Michael Vick can do it after what he did, then Tiger should have no problem) but these women will always be one of Tiger's many other women who probably aren't going to get any better than a Stern pageant, a D-list VH-1 reality show, or a Playboy spread just to stay in the limelight long after no one cares.

I'm no fan of Howard, but I hope somehow this turns into something more than these ladies signed up for.

[norealityhere]

It was all over the news this morning that the porn star - sorry, but I can't keep track of all their names - had saved all Tiger's text messages in which he was asking for / talking about some very strange (a tactful way to say it) pleasuring, etc. And, she just put them all over her website and, of course, rleased them to TMZ.
Our local news anchorperson went on the radio and asked her all these questions as to why she's releasing all this now, what is her motivation, what is she expecting to gain, why why there no text messages of hers that were released?
The only question she even half answered was the last one - she said her phone had capability to only save incoming messages and not outgoing ones.
The news anchor also interviewd a top PR person who said this new revelation will destroy any chance of Tiger / Elin getting back together. Whten asked about this, the mistress just said that she wasn't looking for Tiger to get a divorce.
I have no sympathy for Tiger, but I have way less sympathy for women like this who seek to set women back 1,000's of years in terms of the strides we've made.

[karalott]

Is this the one being represented by equally obsessed media tyrant Gloria Allred? Of course she's not trying to break their marriage up; why would she be doing a thing like that when she supposedly slept with a married man and now when everyone's moving on and Tiger is looking to reclaim his life the mistresses don't want the spotlight to shine off of them, so she releases steamy texts-but of course none that make her look bad. These girls don't begin to know how laughable they are and how pathetic they sound.

One of them is releasing a "tell all" book. She said she got her name dragged into it and she wanted to set the record straight and tell everyone about the real Tiger. Because, you know, it's not like she'd be doing it for fame or to make money.

[Kiz]

FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce


Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father....

[norealityhere]

$750 million?
That sounds like an obscene amount of money for anyone.

Trust me, I'm not defending Tiger at all. Can't stand what he did.
I just don't understand how anybody can be awarded that amount of money.

[Kiz]

$750 million?
That sounds like an obscene amount of money for anyone.

Trust me, I'm not defending Tiger at all. Can't stand what he did.
I just don't understand how anybody can be awarded that amount of money.

I haven't followed Tiger's career that closely, but I didn't realize he was worth enough to have that big of judgment against him in the divorce.

[norealityhere]

I knew the guy was a terrific tennis player. I just think that amount of money is just ludicrous, though.
One could feed and clothe our entire homeless and destitute population with that kind of money.