Unk, that's hilariously close to the version we came up with at work:Originally Posted by Unklescott;3758941;
1)Tiger and Elin were having an extremely heated argument.
2)He ran to the car and was about to get away when she jumped in with him, brandishing the golf club.
3)He flipped out and sped away, even though ( ) she was actually in the car.
4)He hit the tree and fire hydrant, then jumped out to get away.
5)At which point Elin jumped out and whooped him with the golf club, knocking him unconcious and bloodying his face in the process. (After all, how could toothpick Elin ever drag Tiger over the seat, and out the back windows?)
6)As her anger began to fade, Elin busted the rear windows in order to prove the story she was making up.
7)Finally, when the police showed up, the whole thing sounded so crazy that the cops declared that Tiger was speaking, but incoherently--what he was saying didn't make any sense at all.